 | | From: | Sandy | | Subject: | Custom made SM devices? | | Date: | 23 Jan 2005 06:31:06 -0800 |
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 | I am looking to purchase or have made a medieval torture device. It is "The Pear". Anyone who knows where I can purchase one, I would greatly appreciate it. For obvious reasons, I would be looking for one without the sharp pointy ends. I am looking for an extreme experience, not a hospital visit.
Thank you in advance, Sandy
If you are a metal shop person and can make things, and haven't a clue what "The Pair" is, you can see an example of it at: http://www.vaginalpear.com/
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 | | From: | LilKappa | | Subject: | Re: Custom made SM devices? | | Date: | 23 Jan 2005 07:18:02 -0800 |
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 | Sandy wrote: > I am looking to purchase or have made a medieval torture device. > "The Pear". Anyone who knows where I can purchase one, I would > greatly appreciate it. For obvious reasons, I would be looking for > without sharp pointy ends. I am looking for an extreme experience, > not a hospital visit. > > Thank you in advance, > Sandy > > If you are a metal shop person and can make things, and haven't a > clue what "The Pair" is, you can see an example of it at: > http://www.vaginalpear.com/
This is a fake post. Every woman is familiar with these. Ask your gynecologist where he gets his. They're called *speculums*! Chicks rule, Katie
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 | | From: | Philip_the_Foole | | Subject: | Re: Custom made SM devices? | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:59:20 GMT |
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 | LilKappa wrote:
> Sandy wrote: > >>I am looking to purchase or have made a medieval torture device. >>"The Pear". Anyone who knows where I can purchase one, I would >>greatly appreciate it. For obvious reasons, I would be looking for >>without sharp pointy ends. I am looking for an extreme experience, >>not a hospital visit. >> >>Thank you in advance, >>Sandy >> >>If you are a metal shop person and can make things, and haven't a >>clue what "The Pair" is, you can see an example of it at: >>http://www.vaginalpear.com/ > > > This is a fake post. Every woman is familiar with these. Ask your > gynecologist where he gets his. They're called *speculums*! > Chicks rule, > Katie
If you can't afford a custom-made "pear," a human hand works perfectly well for this sort of game. A slight flex of the fingers is the only difference between "I adore you" and "Stop that right now or I'll kill you!" There are also inflatable expanding butt plugs on the market that produce a similar effect.
Your Humble Jester,
Philip the Foole
"I feel strange. What is happening?" "Your sigmoid colon is relaxing to accept my hand." "That seems kind of personal. I don't know if I'm ready to have your hand in my sigmoid colon." - Ancient Kung Foole Proverb
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 | | From: | Morgane | | Subject: | Re: Custom made SM devices? | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 13:42:45 -0600 |
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 | Philip_the_Foole wrote in article ... >There are also inflatable expanding butt plugs on the market that > produce a similar effect.
That's what I've always used.
Tip: Be sure that the release valve is not even slightly suseptable to backpressure from the inflaty part.
Morgane
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 | | From: | jacqui{JB} | | Subject: | Re: Custom made SM devices? | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 06:25:54 +0100 |
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 | "Sandy" wrote in message news:1106490666.207277.195660@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> I am looking to purchase or have made a medieval > torture device. It is "The Pear". Anyone who knows > where I can purchase one, I would greatly appreciate > it. For obvious reasons, I would be looking for one > without the sharp pointy ends. I am looking for an > extreme experience, not a hospital visit.
Seems to me the good folks at www.in.com have used pears from time to time. You might want to drop them a line and see if they can help you track one down.
-j
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 | | From: | Sandy | | Subject: | Re: Custom made SM devices? | | Date: | 23 Jan 2005 13:21:55 -0800 |
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 | Um, no. the pear seems to open a whole lot farther then any speculum i've ever experienced. Plus, it has an entirely different look. Opening in three or four directions, instead of just two directions. But thank you for your input.
Sandy
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 | | From: | Mvr.B | | Subject: | Re: Custom made SM devices? | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:52:02 GMT |
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 | I think it's a marvelous looking and evilish device, treu collectors item and for a good suplied One... very nice surpice good to learn from.. i have no idea where to find it, but never the less zenk yoe for sharing this info Sandy.
*EG* and friendly regards Mrv.B
Ps: offcourse its whole parence is diferent from the plastic generation, not to mension the potentials of the device.
"Sandy" schreef in bericht news:1106515315.666185.198510@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... > Um, no. the pear seems to open a whole lot farther then any speculum > i've ever experienced. Plus, it has an entirely different look. > Opening in three or four directions, instead of just two directions. > But thank you for your input. > > Sandy >
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 | | From: | Masterwoof | | Subject: | Re: Custom made SM devices? | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 05:26:17 GMT |
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 | In article <1106515315.666185.198510@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "Sandy" wrote:
> Um, no. the pear seems to open a whole lot farther then any speculum > i've ever experienced. Plus, it has an entirely different look. > Opening in three or four directions, instead of just two directions. > But thank you for your input.
Look on Ebay. Occasionally a speculum with three blades is available.
-- MasterWoof http://www.timberwoof.com/masterwoof/ http://www.sorryeverybody.com/gallery/200/
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