Yes, after backing up to see if that read what I thought it did... At a
stoplight in Missoula MT.

'Ask me about anal fisting.'

I had the giggles all the way home. Not what I expected to see after
work... and it was a local car!

Cheers

donna

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From:	Bob King
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	23 Jan 2005 15:08:12 -0800

well, the trick to that is to note if there's a bed-hitch (no prob) or
a hitch unit without the ball attached. (no prob)

The ones with a big shiny ball hitch and two spares dangling in a
leather bag beneath - especailly if it's got a big-ass lift to the
suspension - is just there for "attitude."

From:	StarGapper
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	22 Jan 2005 14:28:00 -0800

If you are close enough to read this, you are close enough to (fill in
the blank).

-sg

Donna wrote:
> Yes, after backing up to see if that read what I thought it did...
> At a stoplight in Missoula MT.
>
> 'Ask me about anal fisting.'
>
> I had the giggles all the way home. Not what I expected to see
> after work... and it was a local car!
>
> Cheers
>
> donna
>
>
> --
> Owner of Montana_bdsm on Yahoo groups
> group page -> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Montana_bdsm
> my original erotica -> www.geocities.com/mtbronwyn

From:	Violet Tigress
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:06:40 -0800

In article <1106432880.936640.143360@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"StarGapper" wrote:

> If you are close enough to read this, you are close enough to (fill in
> the blank).
*************
If you can read this you are not the president of the United States

From:	BLDRNRpdx
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	22 Jan 2005 03:10:45 GMT

Donna wrote:

>Yes, after backing up to see if that read what I thought it did... At a
>stoplight in Missoula MT.
>
>'Ask me about anal fisting.'
>
>I had the giggles all the way home. Not what I expected to see after
>work... and it was a local car!

So, what do you suppose Philip was doing in Missoula with a rented car?

Bladerunner

From:	Philip_the_Foole
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	Sat, 22 Jan 2005 04:47:29 GMT

BLDRNRpdx wrote:
> Donna wrote:
>
>
>>Yes, after backing up to see if that read what I thought it did... At a
>>stoplight in Missoula MT.
>>
>>'Ask me about anal fisting.'
>>
>>I had the giggles all the way home. Not what I expected to see after
>>work... and it was a local car!
>
>
>
> So, what do you suppose Philip was doing in Missoula with a rented car?
>
>
> Bladerunner

As they say at McDonald's "Billions served."

Your Humble Jester,

Philip the Foole

"It is important for a man's ual development that he learns what it
feels like to be penetrated.
This is the ritual deflowering of the cow herds by the milkmaids..."
- Ancient Kung Foole Proverb by Margaret Morecock

From:	Jackson
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	Sat, 22 Jan 2005 20:03:59 -0000

Philip_the_Foole wrote in news:BVkId.40598$_56.10671
@fe2.texas.rr.com:

> As they say at McDonald's "Billions served."
>
> Your Humble Jester,
>
> Philip the Foole

no no... thats "Over X billion served". 'Over' is very important' and
places no upper limit. ;o)

From:	Philip_the_Foole
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	Sat, 22 Jan 2005 20:41:30 GMT

Jackson wrote:

> Philip_the_Foole wrote in news:BVkId.40598$_56.10671
> @fe2.texas.rr.com:
>
>
>>As they say at McDonald's "Billions served."
>>
>>Your Humble Jester,
>>
>>Philip the Foole
>
>
> no no... thats "Over X billion served". 'Over' is very important' and
> places no upper limit. ;o)

Like McDonalds, I used to give a more precise number: "10 billion
served" ... "20 billion served"... etc.

It got to be too time-consuming to keep updating the signature line.

Your Humble Jester,

Philip the Foole

I'm a slut. Where's *my* parade?
- Ancient Kung Foole Proverb by Margaret Cho

From:	FreeFloat
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	Sun, 23 Jan 2005 00:36:12 -0500

"Philip_the_Foole" wrote in message
news:_TyId.54235$Ta2.7033@fe2.texas.rr.com...
> Jackson wrote:
>
>> Philip_the_Foole wrote in news:BVkId.40598$_56.10671
>> @fe2.texas.rr.com:
>>
>>
>>>As they say at McDonald's "Billions served."
>>>
>>>Your Humble Jester,
>>>
>>>Philip the Foole
>>
>>
>> no no... thats "Over X billion served". 'Over' is very important' and
>> places no upper limit. ;o)
>
> Like McDonalds, I used to give a more precise number: "10 billion served"
> ... "20 billion served"... etc.
>
> It got to be too time-consuming to keep updating the signature line.
>
> Your Humble Jester,
>
> Philip the Foole

The phrase I see posted usually, is "Billions and billions served"

From:	Jackson
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	Sun, 23 Jan 2005 18:45:38 -0000

"FreeFloat" wrote in
news:8JGId.71974$W33.2513546@news20.bellglobal.com:

>
> "Philip_the_Foole" wrote in message
> news:_TyId.54235$Ta2.7033@fe2.texas.rr.com...
>> Jackson wrote:
>>
>>> Philip_the_Foole wrote in
>>> news:BVkId.40598$_56.10671 @fe2.texas.rr.com:
>>>
>>>
>>>>As they say at McDonald's "Billions served."
>>>>
>>>>Your Humble Jester,
>>>>
>>>>Philip the Foole
>>>
>>>
>>> no no... thats "Over X billion served". 'Over' is very important'
>>> and places no upper limit. ;o)
>>
>> Like McDonalds, I used to give a more precise number: "10 billion
>> served" ... "20 billion served"... etc.
>>
>> It got to be too time-consuming to keep updating the signature line.
>>
>> Your Humble Jester,
>>
>> Philip the Foole
>
>
> The phrase I see posted usually, is "Billions and billions served"
>
>
>

and of course opening new establishments every day to serve even more.

From:	Bob King
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	23 Jan 2005 12:16:22 -0800

I've been missing a bet here! Clearly I need to be creating
bumperstickers for people to put on OTHER PEOPLE'S cars!

I mean, this has been in the back of my mind for years - especially
when it concens the sort of asshole who drives a black or read dualie
Dodge Ram that has no bed liner and no scratches in the paint.

"My Other Penis Doesn't Work" and "Ask Me About Erectile Dysfunction"
seem like obvious choices. :> Especially in reverse lettering, for
application to the bug-spoiler.

Call me passive-aggressive, but I am inspired, and as I post this I'm
creating my first ones:

Cafepress Bumpersticker Template:
http://www.cafepress.com/content/help/img/templates/90_H_F.jpg
Oval Cafepress Template:
http://www.cafepress.com/content/help/img/templates/51_H_F.jpg
Rectangular Sticker Template
http://www.cafepress.com/content/help/img/templates/50_H_F.jpg

I mention this as it's possible to set up a free store in minutes -
"http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/storeref.aspx?refby=webcarve" and
that way, you can put things on stickers I dare not. And if you want
them just for your own nefarious purposes - ANYTHING goes, very likely.

Here's the result of this nasty inspriation:
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store.aspx?s=webcarve.482066

Not yet visible to the public - I'm hoping for contributions and better
yet, links to other designs made by even more perverse minds. :)

Now, these are vynel stickers, very thin, very waterproof,
fade-resistant and they take vivid hues, at 200 DPI. I'm not sure what
they would do to paint - I expect that they can be removed safely if
you know what you are doing.

---my mind wanders in the direction of pervertability--

I have NO idea if they will adhere usefully to skin. If they do, they
may be a fun alternitive to black electrical tape in those venues that
require such things.

But a coat of liquid latex over the adhesive will ensure that spirit
gum will work, and dodge the adhesive allergin issue. (as long as one
isn't latex sensitive, of course.) With a few artful nips and tucks,
one could easily shape an oval sticker into something shaped to cover a
breast. - anyone interested in playing with the flat template to see?

Oh, and these adhere usefully to leather, plastic, metal and are thin
enough for flexable surfaces.

From:	Bacchae
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	Sun, 23 Jan 2005 21:37:58 GMT

"Bob King" wrote in message...

> I've been missing a bet here! Clearly I need to be creating
> bumperstickers for people to put on OTHER PEOPLE'S cars!
>
> I mean, this has been in the back of my mind for years -
especially
> when it concens the sort of asshole who drives a black or
read dualie
> Dodge Ram that has no bed liner and no scratches in the
paint.

My favourite bumper sticker of all time is:

"God was my copilot until we crashed in the mountains and I had
to eat him."

As far as dualies go, have you checked to see if they use their
hitch? I know some pretty spotless dualies that are used
mostly just to haul big-ass horse trailers.

- Sandy

From:	Mikel Midnight
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	Sun, 23 Jan 2005 17:39:06 -0800

In article , Bacchae
wrote:

> My favourite bumper sticker of all time is:
>
> "God was my copilot until we crashed in the mountains and I had
> to eat him."

What's the big deal? It's called the eucharist and millions of people
do it every Sunday.

--
_______________________________________________________________________________
Mikel Midnight
"You will die, sir, either on the gallows or from the
pox." (John Montagu, fourth Earl of Sandwich)
"That depends, sir, on whether I embrace your principles
or your mistress." (John Wilkes, sometime friend of his
and rakish member of the aristocracy)

blaklion@blaklion.best.vwh.net
___________________________________http://blaklion.best.vwh.net/mikel/bdsm.html

From:	Kevin Craig
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	Mon, 24 Jan 2005 02:10:21 -0600

In article <1106511382.876453.132950@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, Bob
King wrote:

> I've been missing a bet here! Clearly I need to be creating
> bumperstickers for people to put on OTHER PEOPLE'S cars!
>
> I mean, this has been in the back of my mind for years - especially
> when it concens the sort of asshole who drives a black or read dualie
> Dodge Ram that has no bed liner and no scratches in the paint.

It would be a one-off, but I'd love to have one that said "ROAD RAGE
CARRIER". I would plaster it on one particular Cadillac, if I could
find it again, in Hot Springs, Arkiesaw. It was driven by the
stereotypical little old lady; nothing could be seen above the
dashboard but her Sunday gloves and a tuft of blue hair.

I'd put it right on top of her own custom sticker, yellow with bold
black lettering, roughly 6 by 24 inches, in the lower right corner of
her back window: "SPEED LIMIT OBSERVED. GO AROUND. -->"

Dayummm. Can you do a better job of declaring yourself a left-lane
vigilante? (Okay, "right-lane vigilante" for our friends who drive on
the wrong side of the road.)

Kevin

From:	O J
Subject:	Re: Bumper stickers that make you go Wha!?
Date:	Mon, 24 Jan 2005 08:54:14 GMT

Bob King wrote:

>I've been missing a bet here! Clearly I need to be creating
>bumperstickers for people to put on OTHER PEOPLE'S cars!
-------------------------------------------

They're out of fashion now, but remember when "I (heart) My Dog"
bumper stickers were popular? I sent away for a collection of
stickers with a picture of a screw on them. Judicious application of
one changed an "I (heart) My Airedale" bumper sticker to "I (screw) My
Airedale".

Yes, I know it was immature, but you have to make your fun where you
can find it.

Regards,
O J