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 | | From: | Philip_the_Foole | | Subject: | Review: Drawn Together ("Reality Cartoon") | | Date: | Fri, 21 Jan 2005 04:25:01 GMT |
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 | The current epidode of the astoundingly twisted Comedy Central "reality
cartoon" features Captain Hero and Foxxy Love in an SM relationship,
complete with fetish outfits, bondage, paddlings, nipple torture and hot
candle wax. Unfortunately, it doesn't work out for them.
Captain Hero (lamenting the loss of his SM relationship with Foxy Love):
What happened to us, Foxy?
Foxxy Love: I don’t know, Captain. Somewhere between the nipple
nailing and the scrotal smashing, we just lost it.
Foxxy Love (after twisting Captain Hero’s nipple with a pipe wrench):
Feel anything?
Captain Hero: No
Foxxy: Me neither. Oh well, we’ll always have Paris. (aside to
audience): “That’s what we used to call it when I smashed his penis with
a lead model of the Eiffel Tower.”
Xandir, the adorable "Zelda" elf, wears a Princess Leia style chain
and collar throughout the episode. The evil pig, Spanky Ham, conspires
with Wooldoor Sockbat to get Princess Clara, a racist Disney-type fairy
tale princess, to sing so that her cute little woodland friends will
gather around to listen to her. Naturally, Spanky kills and eats all of
them except for one cute little chipmunk.
Rescued chipmunk (nervously, to Princess Clara): "I won’t tell anyone
Princess, I promise."
Princess Clara (tenderly cradling the rescued chipmunk): "You mean you
won’t tell anyone about how I accidentally contributed to the genocide
of your entire people?" (in sweet voice: "I wish I could believe you."
*snap* (breaks chipmunk’s neck.)
Your Humble Jester,
Philip the Foole
Foxxy Love (noticing that the opposing team's challenge is to "Invent a
low-carb cure for polio" while her team's challenge is to "Put an egg
into a bucket.": "We seem to get the easy challenges. I wonder if that
has something to do with the fact that I blow the producers."
- Ancient Kung Foole Proverb (from "Drawn Together")
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| | From: | Brian | | Subject: | Re: Review: Drawn Together ("Reality Cartoon") | | Date: | Fri, 21 Jan 2005 09:01:04 GMT |
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| and they think, we are twisted?
Hmm, sounds like the writer is a frustrated serial killer, and we all know
the serial to kill!
Brian
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"Philip_the_Foole" wrote in message
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> The current epidode of the astoundingly twisted Comedy Central "reality
> cartoon" features Captain Hero and Foxxy Love in an SM relationship,
> complete with fetish outfits, bondage, paddlings, nipple torture and hot
> candle wax. Unfortunately, it doesn't work out for them.
>
> Captain Hero (lamenting the loss of his SM relationship with Foxy Love):
> What happened to us, Foxy?
> Foxxy Love: I don’t know, Captain. Somewhere between the nipple nailing
> and the scrotal smashing, we just lost it.
>
> Foxxy Love (after twisting Captain Hero’s nipple with a pipe wrench): Feel
> anything?
> Captain Hero: No
> Foxxy: Me neither. Oh well, we’ll always have Paris. (aside to
> audience): “That’s what we used to call it when I smashed his penis with a
> lead model of the Eiffel Tower.”
>
> Xandir, the adorable "Zelda" elf, wears a Princess Leia style chain
> and collar throughout the episode. The evil pig, Spanky Ham, conspires
> with Wooldoor Sockbat to get Princess Clara, a racist Disney-type fairy
> tale princess, to sing so that her cute little woodland friends will
> gather around to listen to her. Naturally, Spanky kills and eats all of
> them except for one cute little chipmunk.
>
> Rescued chipmunk (nervously, to Princess Clara): "I won’t tell anyone
> Princess, I promise."
> Princess Clara (tenderly cradling the rescued chipmunk): "You mean you
> won’t tell anyone about how I accidentally contributed to the genocide of
> your entire people?" (in sweet voice: "I wish I could believe you."
> *snap* (breaks chipmunk’s neck.)
>
> Your Humble Jester,
>
> Philip the Foole
>
> Foxxy Love (noticing that the opposing team's challenge is to "Invent a
> low-carb cure for polio" while her team's challenge is to "Put an egg into
> a bucket.": "We seem to get the easy challenges. I wonder if that has
> something to do with the fact that I blow the producers."
> - Ancient Kung Foole Proverb (from "Drawn Together")
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