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From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Mr.Wombat
Date:Sat, 22 Jan 2005 14:18:20 -0600
I trust you are enjoying yourself,sitting on the beach,sipping Chards
and watching white pointers frolicking about in this nice warm weather
you are having? :)
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 07:23:50 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> I trust you are enjoying yourself,sitting on the beach,sipping Chards
> and watching white pointers frolicking about in this nice warm weather
> you are having? :)

I wish! A casual drive up into the mountains, which I had planned for later
this morning, has come to nothing as I have just been asked why I am sitting
at the computer at six in the morning when I should be heading to the fish
market for goodies to entertain the friends that are arriving for lunch.
Looking totally stupefied, a not uncommon expression when there is a
long-hair in the frame, and she is talking, I asked, "what friends", "what
lunch"?

It seems my mate omitted to inform me that we are hosting a few of her
friends from the Luftwaffe who happen to be in town for the day on a
layover. While I know all of the girls involved and am more than happy to
entertain them here, an advanced warning might have been in order. Bloody
wimmen! As I said, the plans of mice and men .......... :-)
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sat, 22 Jan 2005 14:51:57 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>I trust you are enjoying yourself,sitting on the beach,sipping Chards
>>and watching white pointers frolicking about in this nice warm weather
>>you are having? :)
>
>
> I wish! A casual drive up into the mountains, which I had planned for later
> this morning, has come to nothing as I have just been asked why I am sitting
> at the computer at six in the morning when I should be heading to the fish
> market for goodies to entertain the friends that are arriving for lunch.
> Looking totally stupefied, a not uncommon expression when there is a
> long-hair in the frame, and she is talking, I asked, "what friends", "what
> lunch"?
>
> It seems my mate omitted to inform me that we are hosting a few of her
> friends from the Luftwaffe who happen to be in town for the day on a
> layover. While I know all of the girls involved and am more than happy to
> entertain them here, an advanced warning might have been in order. Bloody
> wimmen! As I said, the plans of mice and men .......... :-)
>
>
Surely a man who has lived as long as you have and has enjoyed the
fine company of so many long-hairs,has learned by now that you must
have a degree in ESP if you wish to have any chance of survival and
remain a favorable candidate to receive much sought after rewards
by us teapots,such as oven cleaning ...etc,etc.
From:%
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sat, 22 Jan 2005 13:57:25 -0700

"Johnny Blaze" wrote in message news:35fsmnF4j42l0U4@individual.net...
: Wombat wrote:
: > Johnny Blaze wrote:
: >
: >>I trust you are enjoying yourself,sitting on the beach,sipping Chards
: >>and watching white pointers frolicking about in this nice warm weather
: >>you are having? :)
: >
: >
: > I wish! A casual drive up into the mountains, which I had planned for later
: > this morning, has come to nothing as I have just been asked why I am sitting
: > at the computer at six in the morning when I should be heading to the fish
: > market for goodies to entertain the friends that are arriving for lunch.
: > Looking totally stupefied, a not uncommon expression when there is a
: > long-hair in the frame, and she is talking, I asked, "what friends", "what
: > lunch"?
: >
: > It seems my mate omitted to inform me that we are hosting a few of her
: > friends from the Luftwaffe who happen to be in town for the day on a
: > layover. While I know all of the girls involved and am more than happy to
: > entertain them here, an advanced warning might have been in order. Bloody
: > wimmen! As I said, the plans of mice and men .......... :-)
: >
: >
: Surely a man who has lived as long as you have and has enjoyed the
: fine company of so many long-hairs,has learned by now that you must
: have a degree in ESP if you wish to have any chance of survival and
: remain a favorable candidate to receive much sought after rewards
: by us teapots,such as oven cleaning ...etc,etc.


here he goes , not starting another bicker blow out
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 08:06:01 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>
>>> I trust you are enjoying yourself,sitting on the beach,sipping
>>> Chards and watching white pointers frolicking about in this nice
>>> warm weather you are having? :)
>>
>>
>> I wish! A casual drive up into the mountains, which I had planned
>> for later this morning, has come to nothing as I have just been
>> asked why I am sitting at the computer at six in the morning when I
>> should be heading to the fish market for goodies to entertain the
>> friends that are arriving for lunch. Looking totally stupefied, a
>> not uncommon expression when there is a long-hair in the frame, and
>> she is talking, I asked, "what friends", "what lunch"?
>>
>> It seems my mate omitted to inform me that we are hosting a few of
>> her friends from the Luftwaffe who happen to be in town for the day
>> on a layover. While I know all of the girls involved and am more
>> than happy to entertain them here, an advanced warning might have
>> been in order. Bloody wimmen! As I said, the plans of mice and men
>> .......... :-)
>>
>>
> Surely a man who has lived as long as you have and has enjoyed the
> fine company of so many long-hairs,has learned by now that you must
> have a degree in ESP if you wish to have any chance of survival and
> remain a favorable candidate to receive much sought after rewards
> by us teapots,such as oven cleaning ...etc,etc.

There is absolutely no doubt that the designer got it mostly right when he
designed man however, the power to read the minds of our partners was a
serious omission ........... as any teapot will ruefully attest. Perhaps an
even bigger mistake was in giving the lesser species a mind at all when, in
all fairness, it can in some cases, be surplus to requirements. :-)

Wombat wipes the wooden spoon and dons fully body armour in case of attack
from the lesser species! :-)
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sat, 22 Jan 2005 17:42:48 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I trust you are enjoying yourself,sitting on the beach,sipping
>>>>Chards and watching white pointers frolicking about in this nice
>>>>warm weather you are having? :)
>>>
>>>
>>>I wish! A casual drive up into the mountains, which I had planned
>>>for later this morning, has come to nothing as I have just been
>>>asked why I am sitting at the computer at six in the morning when I
>>>should be heading to the fish market for goodies to entertain the
>>>friends that are arriving for lunch. Looking totally stupefied, a
>>>not uncommon expression when there is a long-hair in the frame, and
>>>she is talking, I asked, "what friends", "what lunch"?
>>>
>>>It seems my mate omitted to inform me that we are hosting a few of
>>>her friends from the Luftwaffe who happen to be in town for the day
>>>on a layover. While I know all of the girls involved and am more
>>>than happy to entertain them here, an advanced warning might have
>>>been in order. Bloody wimmen! As I said, the plans of mice and men
>>>.......... :-)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Surely a man who has lived as long as you have and has enjoyed the
>>fine company of so many long-hairs,has learned by now that you must
>>have a degree in ESP if you wish to have any chance of survival and
>>remain a favorable candidate to receive much sought after rewards
>>by us teapots,such as oven cleaning ...etc,etc.
>
>
> There is absolutely no doubt that the designer got it mostly right when he
> designed man however, the power to read the minds of our partners was a
> serious omission ........... as any teapot will ruefully attest. Perhaps an
> even bigger mistake was in giving the lesser species a mind at all when, in
> all fairness, it can in some cases, be surplus to requirements. :-)
>
> Wombat wipes the wooden spoon and dons fully body armour in case of attack
> from the lesser species! :-)
>
>
Perhaps a well built bunker might make survivability possible. lol
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 10:47:34 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>>
>> There is absolutely no doubt that the designer got it mostly right
>> when he designed man however, the power to read the minds of our
>> partners was a serious omission ........... as any teapot will
>> ruefully attest. Perhaps an even bigger mistake was in giving the
>> lesser species a mind at all when, in all fairness, it can in some
>> cases, be surplus to requirements. :-)
>>
>> Wombat wipes the wooden spoon and dons fully body armour in case of
>> attack from the lesser species! :-)
>>
>>
> Perhaps a well built bunker might make survivability possible. lol

I await the incoming with some trepidation! :-)
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sat, 22 Jan 2005 18:19:53 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>There is absolutely no doubt that the designer got it mostly right
>>>when he designed man however, the power to read the minds of our
>>>partners was a serious omission ........... as any teapot will
>>>ruefully attest. Perhaps an even bigger mistake was in giving the
>>>lesser species a mind at all when, in all fairness, it can in some
>>>cases, be surplus to requirements. :-)
>>>
>>>Wombat wipes the wooden spoon and dons fully body armour in case of
>>>attack from the lesser species! :-)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Perhaps a well built bunker might make survivability possible. lol
>
>
> I await the incoming with some trepidation! :-)
>
>
Oh,speaking of which,how was Hunter Valley?
No doubt you were able to do some sampling? lol
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 08:13:47 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>>
> Oh,speaking of which,how was Hunter Valley?
> No doubt you were able to do some sampling? lol

The weekend at Pepper's was everything a romantic weekend away in the heart
of wine-growing country should be. The accommodation was country comfort,
the food superb and the wines we shared were out of this world. We toured
several wineries, had an early morning balloon flight and Champagne
breakfast and just chilled out. I loaded the car up for the return journey
but the wine will have to be cellared for at least three years for the
whites and five to seven for the reds. We will be doing a Macarthur and
returning again soon because we enjoyed it so much ...... but next time I
want to make it longer than the two days we spent there last time.
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:18:52 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>Oh,speaking of which,how was Hunter Valley?
>>No doubt you were able to do some sampling? lol
>
>
> The weekend at Pepper's was everything a romantic weekend away in the heart
> of wine-growing country should be. The accommodation was country comfort,
> the food superb and the wines we shared were out of this world. We toured
> several wineries, had an early morning balloon flight and Champagne
> breakfast and just chilled out. I loaded the car up for the return journey
> but the wine will have to be cellared for at least three years for the
> whites and five to seven for the reds. We will be doing a Macarthur and
> returning again soon because we enjoyed it so much ...... but next time I
> want to make it longer than the two days we spent there last time.
>
>
>
>
Sounds like a place even a common flatland Canuck would love. :)
But of course,I did not expect you to return empty handed,but
only ONE care load?
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 09:21:29 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>
>>> Wombat wrote:
>>>
>>> Oh,speaking of which,how was Hunter Valley?
>>> No doubt you were able to do some sampling? lol
>>
>>
>> The weekend at Pepper's was everything a romantic weekend away in
>> the heart of wine-growing country should be. The accommodation was
>> country comfort, the food superb and the wines we shared were out of
>> this world. We toured several wineries, had an early morning balloon
>> flight and Champagne breakfast and just chilled out. I loaded the
>> car up for the return journey but the wine will have to be cellared
>> for at least three years for the whites and five to seven for the
>> reds. We will be doing a Macarthur and returning again soon because
>> we enjoyed it so much ...... but next time I want to make it longer
>> than the two days we spent there last time.
>>
>>
>>
>>
> Sounds like a place even a common flatland Canuck would love. :)
> But of course,I did not expect you to return empty handed,but
> only ONE care load?

I was trying to exercise self control ........... besides which, the car is
a two seater and has a very shallow trunk in the front.
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:33:35 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Wombat wrote:
>>>>
>>>>Oh,speaking of which,how was Hunter Valley?
>>>>No doubt you were able to do some sampling? lol
>>>
>>>
>>>The weekend at Pepper's was everything a romantic weekend away in
>>>the heart of wine-growing country should be. The accommodation was
>>>country comfort, the food superb and the wines we shared were out of
>>>this world. We toured several wineries, had an early morning balloon
>>>flight and Champagne breakfast and just chilled out. I loaded the
>>>car up for the return journey but the wine will have to be cellared
>>>for at least three years for the whites and five to seven for the
>>>reds. We will be doing a Macarthur and returning again soon because
>>>we enjoyed it so much ...... but next time I want to make it longer
>>>than the two days we spent there last time.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Sounds like a place even a common flatland Canuck would love. :)
>>But of course,I did not expect you to return empty handed,but
>>only ONE care load?
>
>
> I was trying to exercise self control ........... besides which, the car is
> a two seater and has a very shallow trunk in the front.
>
>
And no roof rack? I can only shake my head.
Knowing that you were going there,I thought for sure you would
have prepared for every contingency. :)
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 09:40:14 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>>>>
>>>
>>> Sounds like a place even a common flatland Canuck would love. :)
>>> But of course,I did not expect you to return empty handed,but
>>> only ONE care load?
>>
>>
>> I was trying to exercise self control ........... besides which,
>> the car is a two seater and has a very shallow trunk in the front.
>>
>>
> And no roof rack? I can only shake my head.
> Knowing that you were going there,I thought for sure you would
> have prepared for every contingency. :)

I have to say that the car's design is such that anything other than a ski
rack is just not possible. Dr Ferdinand never considers the needs of the
disciples of Bacchus when he designs his cars ........
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:49:33 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>>Sounds like a place even a common flatland Canuck would love. :)
>>>>But of course,I did not expect you to return empty handed,but
>>>>only ONE care load?
>>>
>>>
>>>I was trying to exercise self control ........... besides which,
>>>the car is a two seater and has a very shallow trunk in the front.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>And no roof rack? I can only shake my head.
>>Knowing that you were going there,I thought for sure you would
>>have prepared for every contingency. :)
>
>
> I have to say that the car's design is such that anything other than a ski
> rack is just not possible. Dr Ferdinand never considers the needs of the
> disciples of Bacchus when he designs his cars ........
>
>
Dionysus would be rolling in his grave. :)
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 09:51:08 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>> And no roof rack? I can only shake my head.
>>> Knowing that you were going there,I thought for sure you would
>>> have prepared for every contingency. :)
>>
>>
>> I have to say that the car's design is such that anything other than
>> a ski rack is just not possible. Dr Ferdinand never considers the
>> needs of the disciples of Bacchus when he designs his cars ........
>>
>>
> Dionysus would be rolling in his grave. :)

I am hoping to avoid a similar fate for some time yet myself! :-)
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:58:07 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>
>>>>And no roof rack? I can only shake my head.
>>>>Knowing that you were going there,I thought for sure you would
>>>>have prepared for every contingency. :)
>>>
>>>
>>>I have to say that the car's design is such that anything other than
>>>a ski rack is just not possible. Dr Ferdinand never considers the
>>>needs of the disciples of Bacchus when he designs his cars ........
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Dionysus would be rolling in his grave. :)
>
>
> I am hoping to avoid a similar fate for some time yet myself! :-)
>
>
I also wish you long life and good fortune.
But then again,the way you carry on,tempting fate,I fear I shall
be sending flowers soon. :)
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:00:26 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>
>>> Dionysus would be rolling in his grave. :)
>>
>>
>> I am hoping to avoid a similar fate for some time yet myself! :-)
>>
>>
> I also wish you long life and good fortune.
> But then again,the way you carry on,tempting fate,I fear I shall
> be sending flowers soon. :)

There is a queue a mile long awaiting at the florist already with hopeful
looks on their faces ........... :)
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 17:12:55 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>
>>>>Dionysus would be rolling in his grave. :)
>>>
>>>
>>>I am hoping to avoid a similar fate for some time yet myself! :-)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>I also wish you long life and good fortune.
>>But then again,the way you carry on,tempting fate,I fear I shall
>>be sending flowers soon. :)
>
>
> There is a queue a mile long awaiting at the florist already with hopeful
> looks on their faces ........... :)
>
>
But knowing you,you'll deny them what they so wish for. lol
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:16:10 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>
>>
>> There is a queue a mile long awaiting at the florist already with
>> hopeful looks on their faces ........... :)
>>
>>
> But knowing you,you'll deny them what they so wish for. lol

For as long as possible, old fruit! For as long as possible!
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 19:17:47 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>There is a queue a mile long awaiting at the florist already with
>>>hopeful looks on their faces ........... :)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>But knowing you,you'll deny them what they so wish for. lol
>
>
> For as long as possible, old fruit! For as long as possible!
>
>
Just stay the course,old bean. :)
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sat, 22 Jan 2005 17:58:01 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>There is absolutely no doubt that the designer got it mostly right
>>>when he designed man however, the power to read the minds of our
>>>partners was a serious omission ........... as any teapot will
>>>ruefully attest. Perhaps an even bigger mistake was in giving the
>>>lesser species a mind at all when, in all fairness, it can in some
>>>cases, be surplus to requirements. :-)
>>>
>>>Wombat wipes the wooden spoon and dons fully body armour in case of
>>>attack from the lesser species! :-)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Perhaps a well built bunker might make survivability possible. lol
>
>
> I await the incoming with some trepidation! :-)
>
>
Maybe that's the plan!To have you wait day in and day out,lose precious
sleep,and then,when you least expect it,when you're slumbering,
or your mind wanders from lack of sleep,then comes the vicious attack
and there's nothing a poor furball can do about it. lol
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 08:14:00 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>>
>> I await the incoming with some trepidation! :-)
>>
>>
> Maybe that's the plan!To have you wait day in and day out,lose
> precious sleep,and then,when you least expect it,when you're
> slumbering,
> or your mind wanders from lack of sleep,then comes the vicious attack
> and there's nothing a poor furball can do about it. lol

When it comes the bumps on the chest brigade, I never relax. THAT is a given
for any male with more than two cells dwelling between his lugholes! :-)
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:22:37 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>I await the incoming with some trepidation! :-)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Maybe that's the plan!To have you wait day in and day out,lose
>>precious sleep,and then,when you least expect it,when you're
>>slumbering,
>>or your mind wanders from lack of sleep,then comes the vicious attack
>>and there's nothing a poor furball can do about it. lol
>
>
> When it comes the bumps on the chest brigade, I never relax. THAT is a given
> for any male with more than two cells dwelling between his lugholes! :-)
>
>
>
When I entertain members of the afore mentioned brigade,I sleep with
one eye open. :)
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 09:24:16 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>
>>
> When I entertain members of the afore mentioned brigade,I sleep with
> one eye open. :)

I hope it wears a catalytic converter! lol!
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:38:15 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>
>>When I entertain members of the afore mentioned brigade,I sleep with
>>one eye open. :)
>
>
> I hope it wears a catalytic converter! lol!
>
>
ROTFLMAO!
I'm careful about what I consume at dinner.I make sure it has a
low flashpoint. :)
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 09:41:25 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>
>>> Wombat wrote:
>>>
>>>> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> When I entertain members of the afore mentioned brigade,I sleep with
>>> one eye open. :)
>>
>>
>> I hope it wears a catalytic converter! lol!
>>
>>
> ROTFLMAO!
> I'm careful about what I consume at dinner.I make sure it has a
> low flashpoint. :)

Given your tastes, one has to wonder! *grin*
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:53:45 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Wombat wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>When I entertain members of the afore mentioned brigade,I sleep with
>>>>one eye open. :)
>>>
>>>
>>>I hope it wears a catalytic converter! lol!
>>>
>>>
>>
>>ROTFLMAO!
>>I'm careful about what I consume at dinner.I make sure it has a
>>low flashpoint. :)
>
>
> Given your tastes, one has to wonder! *grin*
>
>
I do love food that gives off more heat than Dragon's fire.
Perhaps a length of hose could be inserted into the tailpipe
and vented outdoors before retiring.But I have doubts that will
work. lol
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 09:56:51 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> ROTFLMAO!
>>> I'm careful about what I consume at dinner.I make sure it has a
>>> low flashpoint. :)
>>
>>
>> Given your tastes, one has to wonder! *grin*
>>
>>
> I do love food that gives off more heat than Dragon's fire.
> Perhaps a length of hose could be inserted into the tailpipe
> and vented outdoors before retiring.But I have doubts that will
> work. lol

Consider the implications if your tango partner grabbed the wrong one. It
would give expansion a completely new meaning ....... :)
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 17:04:34 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>ROTFLMAO!
>>>>I'm careful about what I consume at dinner.I make sure it has a
>>>>low flashpoint. :)
>>>
>>>
>>>Given your tastes, one has to wonder! *grin*
>>>
>>>
>>
>>I do love food that gives off more heat than Dragon's fire.
>>Perhaps a length of hose could be inserted into the tailpipe
>>and vented outdoors before retiring.But I have doubts that will
>>work. lol
>
>
> Consider the implications if your tango partner grabbed the wrong one. It
> would give expansion a completely new meaning ....... :)
>
>
Especially if the hot gases were to do a complete about face
and make it's way back to the source.Ohhhh,I can just feel that.
THAT would NOT be pretty! lol
From:Wombat
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:11:05 +1100
Johnny Blaze wrote:
> Wombat wrote:
>> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>> I do love food that gives off more heat than Dragon's fire.
>>> Perhaps a length of hose could be inserted into the tailpipe
>>> and vented outdoors before retiring.But I have doubts that will
>>> work. lol
>>
>> Consider the implications if your tango partner grabbed the wrong
>> one. It would give expansion a completely new meaning ....... :)
>>
> Especially if the hot gases were to do a complete about face
> and make it's way back to the source.Ohhhh,I can just feel that.
> THAT would NOT be pretty! lol

It would not be all that comfortable either!
From:Johnny Blaze
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 19:12:13 -0600
Wombat wrote:
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
>
>>Wombat wrote:
>>
>>>Johnny Blaze wrote:
>>>
>>>>I do love food that gives off more heat than Dragon's fire.
>>>>Perhaps a length of hose could be inserted into the tailpipe
>>>>and vented outdoors before retiring.But I have doubts that will
>>>>work. lol
>>>
>>>Consider the implications if your tango partner grabbed the wrong
>>>one. It would give expansion a completely new meaning ....... :)
>>>
>>
>>Especially if the hot gases were to do a complete about face
>>and make it's way back to the source.Ohhhh,I can just feel that.
>>THAT would NOT be pretty! lol
>
>
> It would not be all that comfortable either!
>
>
Just as long as it doen't exit through the pie hole. lol
From:Ice Maiden
Subject:Re: Mr.Wombat
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 09:26:06 -0000

"Wombat" wrote in message
news:35ip8aF4mubp9U1@individual.net...
> Johnny Blaze wrote:
> > Wombat wrote:
> >> Johnny Blaze wrote:
> >>> I do love food that gives off more heat than Dragon's fire.
> >>> Perhaps a length of hose could be inserted into the tailpipe
> >>> and vented outdoors before retiring.But I have doubts that will
> >>> work. lol
> >>
> >> Consider the implications if your tango partner grabbed the wrong
> >> one. It would give expansion a completely new meaning ....... :)
> >>
ROTFLMAO
   

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