 | | From: | Shotgun Blast | | Subject: | i'm conducting an experiment... | | Date: | 23 Jan 2005 19:10:10 -0800 |
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 | i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after it
got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the ceiling
and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?
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| | From: | Bertie the Bunyip | | Subject: | Re: i'm conducting an experiment... | | Date: | 23 Jan 2005 21:07:07 -0600 |
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| "Shotgun Blast"
sednews:1106536210.360317.283030@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
> i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after it
> got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
> wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the ceiling
> and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?
Wear nylon pants and have a shot at at it!
Bertie
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| | From: | abc | | Subject: | Re: i'm conducting an experiment... | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:10:48 -0600 |
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| be sure to stand on ball bearings while you do this.
take a video of the thing to give to the funeral home.
Shotgun Blast wrote:
> i thought about firing up this portable kerosene heater. then after it
> got nice and hot, i would squat over it and cut a huge fart. i'm
> wondering if i'd get enough thrust to propel myself through the ceiling
> and into outer space? or maybe just catch my pants on fire?
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