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 | | From: | Scary | | Subject: | O/T: Zombie movie recommendations | | Date: | 22 Jan 2005 02:34:20 -0800 |
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 | Date: 2005-01-21 08:19:37 PST
kirks_bitch@YOURCLOTHESoperamail.com wrote:
> So... I finally watched Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn
>
> Holy crap! Was that a great film. Praying that maybe lightning does
> strike twice, I tried Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness.
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> BZZZZZZZZT. Wrong. Thanks for playing.
The Ninja's are on their way. Your television is watching *you*!
> So, powerful and wise RMA, what are some other classic zombie / horror
> / sci fi movies? Something up to the standards of Evil Dead II ?
Shaun of the Dead.
Pierre (IH)
" Here is part two of Revenge of the Zombie Ninja Death Squad 2000."
Kirk fights against the Ninja Zombies, using techniques that he shouts
the names of the techniques when he does them.
These include 'Super majestic kick of loneliness', 'Complete ultimate
winding side snake palm.' 'Aesthetically pleasing vortex duck' and
many, many more.
In time though the ninja zombies rip him apart limb from limb in
hilariously violent fashion.
The Camera turns to Pierre showing his face fully. He is zombie-fied.
He
laughs pointlessly, he is stroking a purring Kirk 's head.
Pierrie: Here, join your new brethren (Zombie ninja's sniff around
Kirks head as if they were about to eat it.
Pierrie: YOU WANT MORE BITCHES!
Bitches: No!
Pierrie: Tough luck mes amis,. Inject the morphine, and squirm!
Thx Scary.
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| | From: | modelmakers at msn.com | | Subject: | Re: O/T: Zombie movie recommendations | | Date: | 22 Jan 2005 20:30:58 -0800 |
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| Lesbians ninja zombies would waste puny zombies.
Even those teeny bopper actors in zombie movies can beat zombies.
Lesbian Ninja Zombies rule, the only thing that could beat a Lesbian
Ninja Zombie is a good ol' fashion Lesbian Shaolin monk zombie with all
their kung fu pish posh.
How about a "Zombie Lesbian Ninja Shaolin District Attorney" we can
get Callista Flockheart she's almost a real life zombie!
The district attorney is a Zombie Lesbian Ninja Shaolin and the other
lawyer is a ninja zombie of unknown ual orientation, but you don't
realize this until the trial had actually starts.
So it was too late for you to find a different non-ninja-zombie lawyer.
But it was quite entertaining, watching the battle of the ninja zombie
lawyers. Instead of like, regular courtroom stuff, it was ninja battle,
with zombie powers, and the occasional mention of pertinent facts in
the case.
A good resolution to that particular scene would be to walk back into
the courtroom and see the ninja zombie lawyers eating the brains of the
jury.
The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency check it out!
http://www.fvza.org/
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| | From: | Damion | | Subject: | Re: O/T: Zombie movie recommendations | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 17:25:05 GMT |
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| Not quite the same thing, but for some hot zombie on zombie action and
combat. Return of the living dead III. Julie Walker is fairly hot even as a
zombie.
wrote in message
news:1106454658.251847.189460@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Lesbians ninja zombies would waste puny zombies.
> Even those teeny bopper actors in zombie movies can beat zombies.
> Lesbian Ninja Zombies rule, the only thing that could beat a Lesbian
> Ninja Zombie is a good ol' fashion Lesbian Shaolin monk zombie with all
> their kung fu pish posh.
>
> How about a "Zombie Lesbian Ninja Shaolin District Attorney" we can
> get Callista Flockheart she's almost a real life zombie!
>
> The district attorney is a Zombie Lesbian Ninja Shaolin and the other
> lawyer is a ninja zombie of unknown ual orientation, but you don't
> realize this until the trial had actually starts.
> So it was too late for you to find a different non-ninja-zombie lawyer.
> But it was quite entertaining, watching the battle of the ninja zombie
> lawyers. Instead of like, regular courtroom stuff, it was ninja battle,
> with zombie powers, and the occasional mention of pertinent facts in
> the case.
>
> A good resolution to that particular scene would be to walk back into
> the courtroom and see the ninja zombie lawyers eating the brains of the
> jury.
>
> The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency check it out!
> http://www.fvza.org/
>
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| | From: | kirks_bitch at YOURCLOTHESoperamail.com | | Subject: | Re: O/T: Zombie movie recommendations | | Date: | Sat, 22 Jan 2005 11:31:45 GMT |
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| On 22 Jan 2005 02:34:20 -0800, modelmakers@msn.com (Scary) wrote:
>The Ninja's are on their way. Your television is watching *you*!
Probably I should stop masturbating, then?
(To the 6 o'clock news at least)
>In time though the ninja zombies rip him apart limb from limb in
>hilariously violent fashion.
I like this movie already.
Will there be lesbians? I think - at heart - we are all lesbians.
I think Zombie Kirks_bitch would *definately* eat lesbian brains. Kind
of revenge for all the snubs in real life.
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