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Andy S
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Brian Fahs
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Rory Parle
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Steven Ragatz
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Adam
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Jonathan the Jester
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Marden117
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Steve Bennett
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Eccles
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Ronnie Tarver
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staticjuggler
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InsAnimal
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Guy G
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juggle-boy
From:Andy S
Subject:"circus juggler" comebacks
Date:23 Jan 2005 03:07:25 GMT
I've only been juggling for a year, so I haven't had to take as much as
some, but I'm already sick of being asked if I'm from the circus, told I
have a future in the circus, or having that high circus tune hummed at me
mockingly when I'm in public.

I just wish for one day major league baseball or basketball players were
forced to put on white face paint and red noses. Then what could people
laugh at ME for?

Anyway, Jason Garfield supposedly punches people. I just sort of smile
with the knowledge that when they grow up (both senses) they will see how
useless whatever THEY were doing at the time (in the most recent case,
wrestling) was.

What do other people do/say/would do or say if it was legal?

-Andy


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From:Brian Fahs
Subject:Re: "circus juggler" comebacks
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 03:33:46 GMT
Its not worth getting upset about. No more than Tall people being asked if
they play basketball.

Brian

"Andy S" wrote in message
news:41f314ec$0$23053$bed64819@news.gradwell.net...
> I've only been juggling for a year, so I haven't had to take as much as
> some, but I'm already sick of being asked if I'm from the circus, told I
> have a future in the circus, or having that high circus tune hummed at me
> mockingly when I'm in public.
>
> I just wish for one day major league baseball or basketball players were
> forced to put on white face paint and red noses. Then what could people
> laugh at ME for?
>
> Anyway, Jason Garfield supposedly punches people. I just sort of smile
> with the knowledge that when they grow up (both senses) they will see how
> useless whatever THEY were doing at the time (in the most recent case,
> wrestling) was.
>
> What do other people do/say/would do or say if it was legal?
>
> -Andy
>
>
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From:Rory Parle
Subject:Re: "circus juggler" comebacks
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 12:51:59 +0000
Andy S wrote:
> I've only been juggling for a year, so I haven't had to take as much as
> some, but I'm already sick of being asked if I'm from the circus, told I
> have a future in the circus, or having that high circus tune hummed at me
> mockingly when I'm in public.
>
> I just wish for one day major league baseball or basketball players were
> forced to put on white face paint and red noses. Then what could people
> laugh at ME for?
>
> Anyway, Jason Garfield supposedly punches people. I just sort of smile
> with the knowledge that when they grow up (both senses) they will see how
> useless whatever THEY were doing at the time (in the most recent case,
> wrestling) was.
>
> What do other people do/say/would do or say if it was legal?

How about explaining that juggling as a hobby and as a profession is
totally separate from the circus, and that most jugglers are never
associated with circuses. Seriously, most people have only ever seen
juggling in the circus; it's natural for them to assume that that's the
only place it happens.

If people are mocking you then just ignore them. They'll shut up pretty
quickly when (if) they see what you can do.

--
Rory Parle
http://www.netsoc.dit.ie/~jugsoc/
From:Steven Ragatz
Subject:Re:
Date:23 Jan 2005 15:41:34 GMT
Andy S wrote:
> I've only been juggling for a year, so I haven't had to take as much as
> some, but I'm already sick of being asked if I'm from the circus, told I
> have a future in the circus, or having that high circus tune hummed at me
> mockingly when I'm in public.
>
> What do other people do/say/would do or say if it was legal?
>

My response: "Done that - been there."

Contrary to many, I find no disrespect when associated with circus,
clowns, mime, or street performing. It isn't what you do, it is the
quality that you do it.

I have no idea how many times I've heard: "Hey, I once saw a guy in San
Francisco do that with chainsaws! You should go there!"

People who comment, either in earnest or in jest, just want to acknowledge
your actions. They find you interesting enough to want to interact with
you and often will do so in the most obvious of ways for lack of any other
ideas. Even if it is meant as an insult, it is usually a playful one.

Really, if it bothers you so much, don't practice in public.

Steven Ragatz

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From:Adam
Subject:Re: "circus juggler" comebacks
Date:23 Jan 2005 11:30:49 -0800

Andy S wrote:
> I've only been juggling for a year, so I haven't had to take as much
as
> some, but I'm already sick of being asked if I'm from the circus,
told I
> have a future in the circus, or having that high circus tune hummed
at me
> mockingly when I'm in public.


I think the best solution is not to take yourself as seriously as Jason
Garfield until you at least become as good as he is. As far as the
circus, some of the best jugglers ever have come directly from the
circus, why do you think this is so absurd? Juggling knowledge is not
part of growing up, you too will always lack knowledge about many
things and will annoy people by your lack of understanding as you go
through life.

Adam
From:Jonathan the Jester
Subject:Re: "circus juggler" comebacks
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 19:31:44 GMT
Andy said: I've only been juggling for a year, so I haven't had to take as
much as some, but I'm already sick of being asked if I'm from the circus,
told I have a future in the circus, or having that high circus tune hummed
at me mockingly when I'm in public.

Reply: "I'm from the circus. I've run away to join the rat race."

--
Jonathan the Jester
www.jonathanthejester.co.uk

01722 710647
"Andy S" wrote in message
news:41f314ec$0$23053$bed64819@news.gradwell.net...
> I've only been juggling for a year, so I haven't had to take as much as
> some, but I'm already sick of being asked if I'm from the circus, told I
> have a future in the circus, or having that high circus tune hummed at me
> mockingly when I'm in public.
>
> I just wish for one day major league baseball or basketball players were
> forced to put on white face paint and red noses. Then what could people
> laugh at ME for?
>
> Anyway, Jason Garfield supposedly punches people. I just sort of smile
> with the knowledge that when they grow up (both senses) they will see how
> useless whatever THEY were doing at the time (in the most recent case,
> wrestling) was.
>
> What do other people do/say/would do or say if it was legal?
>
> -Andy
>
>
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From:Marden117
Subject:Re:
Date:23 Jan 2005 10:42:56 GMT
Andy S wrote:
> I've only been juggling for a year, so I haven't had to take as much as
> some, but I'm already sick of being asked if I'm from the circus, told I
> have a future in the circus, or having that high circus tune hummed at me
> mockingly when I'm in public.
> What do other people do/say/would do or say if it was legal?

I've been juggling for 3 years and never had this happen but if it ever
did I would say something like:
"Fuck you dick head!! You wanna hole in your head?!! No? then shut the
fuck up!!"
or
"Yeah..I'm in the circus with your mum!! She juggles my balls on her chin
everynight, fucker!!"

Let me know how you get on with these two little gems.

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From:Steve Bennett
Subject:Re: "circus juggler" comebacks
Date:22 Jan 2005 21:04:22 -0800
"Of course I'm in the circus, where do you think I met your mother?"
From:Eccles
Subject:Re:
Date:23 Jan 2005 10:23:47 GMT
Steve Bennett wrote:
> "Of course I'm in the circus, where do you think I met your mother?"

Beautiful..absolutely beautiful!

The only problem with that is the inevitable comeback line:

"...but my mothers dead."

And there is ABSOLUTELY no comeback to that! ( apart from "that's probably
why she didn't move much then" but that is horrible and if the above
comeback is actually true then it could well get you killed. )

JS

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From:Ronnie Tarver
Subject:Re:
Date:23 Jan 2005 14:04:42 GMT
Eccles wrote:
> Steve Bennett wrote:
> > "Of course I'm in the circus, where do you think I met your mother?"
>
> Beautiful..absolutely beautiful!
>
> The only problem with that is the inevitable comeback line:
>
> "...but my mothers dead."
>
> And there is ABSOLUTELY no comeback to that! ( apart from "that's probably
> why she didn't move much then" but that is horrible and if the above
> comeback is actually true then it could well get you killed. )
>
> JS
>
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hahahhahah this is great.. well when ppl say their mom is dead, i just
point at them and make a mocking "ha ha". anyone who would bring that up
deserves to be laughed at.
so steve, did u make that one up yourself? i think that's prolly the best
line i've ever heard.. lol
as for me, when people do this, most of them are just tryin to get a
positive reaction out of me and their intentions, i think, are to get a
laugh out of me.
little do they know, they are not funny.
but i fake a laugh as if it was the first time i've heard the association
and i pretend to think the person is clever just so there's no bad footing
between us.
if the person persists or is intentionally being rude, "go to the circus,
clown boy" then i tell this person to suck my dick and i call him out to a
fight.. they back off without too much trouble.. i just try to look as
pissed as possible. :-)

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From:staticjuggler
Subject:Re:
Date:23 Jan 2005 14:35:42 GMT
Ronnie Tarver wrote:
> Eccles wrote:
> > Steve Bennett wrote:
> > > "Of course I'm in the circus, where do you think I met your mother?"
> >

That's pure gold right there.

> > Beautiful..absolutely beautiful!
> >
> > The only problem with that is the inevitable comeback line:
> >
> > "...but my mothers dead."

"because no one liked her in the circus so the audience threw a buncha
food and crap
and she tripped and died." (??) not that good but it's my best shot ; - )

But I wouldn't suggest responding to it, it could be really offensive if
it was true or
something *hides laugh*, but yeah, you don't want to mess around
with....death-
ey....stuff.

> >
> > And there is ABSOLUTELY no comeback to that! ( apart from "that's probably
> > why she didn't move much then" but that is horrible and if the above
> > comeback is actually true then it could well get you killed. )
> >
> > JS
> >
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>
> hahahhahah this is great.. well when ppl say their mom is dead, i just
> point at them and make a mocking "ha ha". anyone who would bring that up
> deserves to be laughed at.
> so steve, did u make that one up yourself? i think that's prolly the best
> line i've ever heard.. lol
> as for me, when people do this, most of them are just tryin to get a
> positive reaction out of me and their intentions, i think, are to get a
> laugh out of me.
> little do they know, they are not funny.
> but i fake a laugh as if it was the first time i've heard the association
> and i pretend to think the person is clever just so there's no bad footing
> between us.
> if the person persists or is intentionally being rude, "go to the circus,
> clown boy"

I am guessing telling a non-juggler heckler to suck your dick would just
make things
worse (for you), there are too many freaking homoual people out there
nowadays,
and someone might just take it too seriously. lol

Well, it wouldn't be *as* bad if you told a girl that and she took it
seriously???

Static

www.staticjuggler.com

> then i tell this person to suck my dick and i call him out to a
> fight.. they back off without too much trouble.. i just try to look as
> pissed as possible. :-)
>
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From:Rory Parle
Subject:Re:
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 15:10:58 +0000
staticjuggler wrote:
> Ronnie Tarver wrote:



>> then i tell this person to suck my dick and i call him out to a
>> fight.. they back off without too much trouble.. i just try to look as
>> pissed as possible. :-)
>
> I am guessing telling a non-juggler heckler to suck your dick would just
> make things worse (for you), there are too many freaking homoual people
> out there nowadays, and someone might just take it too seriously. lol

Exactly what constitutes "too many" homouals? And do you honestly
think that a man will just jump at an invitation to "suck my dick"
with such force that you'll be unable to fend him off? I've read this
kind of bigoted shite from you before Static, and it's beginning to look
like a good long stay in my killfile is the only way to stop you from
pissing me off. Get a clue.

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From:InsAnimal
Subject:Re:
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 22:53:14 +0000
staticjuggler, on 23/01/2005 14:35, wrote something like this :



> But I wouldn't suggest responding to it, it could be really offensive if



> worse (for you), there are too many freaking homoual people out there

You're being really offensive right now.

InsAnimal
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From:Jon Solberg
Subject:Re:
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:44:18 +0100
staticjuggler wrote:

> I am guessing telling a non-juggler heckler to suck your dick would just
> make things worse (for you), there are too many freaking homoual people out there
> nowadays, [...]

*PLONK*

Ah, much better.

--
Jon
From:Guy G
Subject:Re:
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:51:37 +0000
> I am guessing telling a non-juggler heckler to suck your dick would just
> make things
> worse (for you), there are too many freaking homoual people out there
> nowadays,
> and someone might just take it too seriously. lol
>
> Well, it wouldn't be *as* bad if you told a girl that and she took it
> seriously???
>
> Static

Ho ho ho. There really are too many of them, and the main problem with
them is that they don't even realise that what they're doing is wrong,
sinful, offensive and could (and IMO should) end up being physically
dangerous to them. If they want to do it in private then fine, but to
bring their nasty "habits" out in public is disgusting.
And yes, I'm talking about stupid fuckwits like Static here as opposed
to s.
Guy
From:juggle-boy
Subject:Re:
Date:24 Jan 2005 03:48:35 GMT
Guy G wrote:
> > I am guessing telling a non-juggler heckler to suck your dick would just
> > make things
> > worse (for you), there are too many freaking homoual people out there
> > nowadays,
> > and someone might just take it too seriously. lol
> >
> Ho ho ho. There really are too many of them, and the main problem with
> them is that they don't even realise that what they're doing is wrong,
> sinful, offensive and could (and IMO should) end up being physically
> dangerous to them. If they want to do it in private then fine, but to
> bring their nasty "habits" out in public is disgusting.
> And yes, I'm talking about stupid fuckwits like Static here as opposed
> to s.
> Guy

>Exactly what constitutes "too many" homouals? And do you honestly
>think that a man will just jump at an invitation to "suck my dick"
>with such force that you'll be unable to fend him off? I've read this
>kind of bigoted shite from you before Static, and it's beginning to look
>like a good long stay in my killfile is the only way to stop you from
>pissing me off. Get a clue.

>--
>Rory Parle


you straight-basher...lol

umm-my personal beliefs are against any ual imorality or non-.
immorality would in this case be defined as outside of marriage.
marriage here would be defined as between a man and a woman. that being
said, i dont have bad feelings towards s-i dont agree with the
lifestyle, but thats my conviction and not something i can force on
others. in static's defense, im certain he wasnt intending to be
offensive, and you may need to lighten up. well im going to get back on
subject.

as far as the circus bit, i usually take the softer approach and tell them
its not where i intend to go/not my kind of lifestyle, and explain where i
intend to go with it. i think i have always had a positive response when
using this approach. as for hecklers i dont say anything-i pull of a nice
trick and then look at them and smile nicely. this is more entertaining
and better for your audience as well.

well im done.

chris fowler aka "juggleboy"


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