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 | | From: | Tim Bruening | | Subject: | 1/23 Puns | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:00:54 -0800 |
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 | nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message > news:403337E1.9CD49C9F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message > > > news:4031EEAB.32CFEEA5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > Buffalo Chilkat wrote: > > > > > > > > > commodities market - where one shops for commodes. > > > > > > > > WC: Ocean of toilets. > > > > > > > Commodities market - where one shops for recordings of Perry Como's > shorter > > > songs > > > > > > WC Fields: Farm full of toilets. > > > > Garfields: Farm full of orange cats that walk on two legs. > > > Gartons: Many of such cats only much heavier
Carton: A 2,000 lb automobile.
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