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Martin Luther King Day Puns

Martin Luther King Day Puns  
Tim Bruening
From:Tim Bruening
Subject:Martin Luther King Day Puns
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:00:35 -0800

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:40306A04.1D865DD2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Typer: Price for neckwear.
> >
> > Typeface: Face with printing on it.
>
> Font: Bowl for baptismal water with writing on it.
>
> Inkjet: Thing on an Oktapuss's arse.
>
> Bubblejet: Thing on an Greek Oktapuss's arse.
>
> Daisy-Wheal: Injury sustained by shirt-lifters when they get carried
away in
> a certain activity.

Italics: To lick people in Italy.
   

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