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 | | From: | Tim Bruening | | Subject: | 1/23 Puns | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:56:14 -0800 |
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The unknowable wrote:
> "nemo" wrote in message
> news:p_3Yb.87762$cL.45796@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
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> > Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > news:a69c46fe.0402160340.6ab13a91@posting.google.com...
> > > Commute: Silent computer.
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> > > Compassion: Computer love.
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> > > Comply: Wooden computer.
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> > > Complex: Computer house.
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> > > Ebay: Where computers can swim and fish E-fish-cent-lee.
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> > > EC: Ocean of computers.
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> > > Emotions: Computer feelings.
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> > > Emotions: What happens during computer court proceedings.
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> > > Irate: Price of Internet access.
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> > Bunch of idiots using linked computers: Nitwork.
> >
> RAM: Goat with a volatile memory.
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> EPROM: Concert for junkies.
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> BSOD: Curtain for Windows.
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> Hardwear: Condom
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> WinTel: Conned 'em.
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> Intel inside: CPU in prison.
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> Apple Mac: Raincoat for a fruit.
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> USB: Small American honey maker.
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> Defrag: Piece of cloth that can't hear.
CD: Ocean of electronic recording discs.
AB: One buzzing insect that makes honey.
ABCD: One disc of buzzing insect recordings
Honeywell: Well drilled or dug by an apine.
Barbie: Apine in jail.
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