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1/23 Puns  
Tim Bruening
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Tim Bruening
From:Tim Bruening
Subject:1/23 Puns
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:46:12 -0800

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:4031DB40.24CC5076@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Circuit: An electrical Knight.
> >
> > Circulation: A library or spinning Knight.
> >
> > Circus: A swearing Knight.
> >
> > Sirloin: Knight of Sex.
> >
> > Serpent: Snake Knight.
> >
> > Servant: Plumping Knight.
> >
> > Servile: Very Evil Knight.
> >
> > Surface: Knight of many disguises.
> >
> > Surmount: Very tall Knight.
> >
> > Surprise: A knight in charge of game shows.
> >
> > Surrender: The Knight of Destruction.
> >
> > Surrender: Knight of Meat Processing.
> >
> > Surround: Very fat Knight.
> >
> > Surgeon: An operating Knight.
> >
> > Surtax: Knight in charge of the IRS.
>
> Circus: A Knight who uses foul language!

Surah: A knight ruling an Indian Kingdom.

Surat: Rodent knight that likes Indian cottons that have dark course
fibers and are made in Surat, India.

Surbate: Knight in a mouse trap or on a fishing hook.

Surcease: The knight stops.

Surcharge: Pricey knight.
From:Tim Bruening
Subject:Re: 1/23 Puns
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:20:13 -0800

Omnipresent: A penny that's everywhere.

Subsume: Underwater math.
   

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