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6/12 Puns  
Tim Bruening
From:Tim Bruening
Subject:6/12 Puns
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:24:19 -0800


nemo wrote:

> Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote in message
> news:404196f5$0$287$45beb828@newscene.com...
> >
> > So then "nemo" says to the guy:
> > >>
> > >> >He's got all the Integrated Circuits he needs for the firing circuitry
> > >> >though. Fission Chips!
> > >>
> > >> Ah'm a geddon' those oiled fears of being deeply fried.
> > >
> > >LOL! Good one!
> >
> > I did good, master? I can't wait to entertain the town's pee-pull.
> >
> > >Apart from the Chipmunk and the Head Friar, it's those Greek
> > >equestrians you gotta look out for:
> > >
> > >The Four Horsemen of the Acropolis!
> >
> > My uncle went there to become an acrobatic Navy officer.
> >
> Acrobat: Acid-smelling nocturnal flying rat thingy.

Combat: Aggressive electronic bat.
   

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