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 | | From: | Tim Bruening | | Subject: | Re: Excerpts from Pundictionary | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:15:35 -0800 |
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Gussie wrote:
> ARRESTING OFFICER Cubicle worker who finds 9 to 5 TUTU tiring
> CARNIVOROUS ...where I thought I parked it--and it doesn't come when I
> call
> WINDOW What we hope to do at a casino
> STUBBORN Genetically short
> MONOMANIAC One who finds stereo too confusing
> NESSELRODE Didn't wear seat belts
> BUTTERBALL Goats' gala event
> RUDE Attacked by a kangaroo
> LOBOTOMY Having an underslung rear
> SURFBOARD Tired of browsing the Web
> PITCHMAN A sap collector
> ACUMEN What space aliens do to blend in with earthlings
> HUMERUS Actually, it's the one just above the funny bone
> MOTH Green thtuff often found growing on brickth
> CASTANET What a lady spider does to ensnare a gentleman spider--later she
> eats him
> CURRENT The fee charged by Rent-A-Mutt
> UNIVERSE One-line poem
> APPLE POLISHER A neat freak who owns a Mac
> PUTREFACTION PC users group
> STILBESTROL A pill ingested to maintain the illusion of superiority
ARSON: Arson got an A!
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