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1/23 Puns  
Tim Bruening
From:Tim Bruening
Subject:1/23 Puns
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:02:05 -0800

Palema wrote:

> ssysla wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening wrote in message news:<401B13E7.9E8F186C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> >
> >>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>On 29 Jan 2004 06:51:55 -0800, ssysla@yahoo.com (ssysla) found these unused
> >>>words floating about:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Tim Bruening wrote in message news:<4018AF09.62E08B77@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> >>>>
> >>>>>Fertilize: Lies about reproduction.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Sterilize: Lies about antibiotics.
> >>>>
> >>>>Utilize: Lies about a tribe of Native Americans.
> >>>>
> >>>>Compromise: Lies about socialist ladies of the evening.
> >>>>
> >>>>Analyze: (Go ahead, say it yourself!)
> >>>
> >>>Brutalize: Timmiee's 'facts'.
> >>
> >>Also George W Bush's "facts" about Iraq, the environment, etc.
> >
> >
> > And Clinton's definitions of , 'is', monogamy, etc.
>
> Presidentialize: We've finished trashing Clinton, and have moved on to
> trashing Bush.

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