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Tim Bruening
From:Tim Bruening
Subject:1/23 Puns
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:01:51 -0800

Gillian V wrote:

> "J. A. Mc." wrote in message
> news:8c9t00pq6qjurdnar0j9jllisbdart1926@4ax.com...
> > On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 20:16:06 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >Gillian V wrote:
> > >> With her peaches complexion and cherry lips, she was ripe for the
> > >> picking.
> > >
> > >Was she a core us girl?
> > >
> > Dunno, but she had Farm Aids ...
>
> She plum turned down a date that didn't ap-peel, currantly she's looking
> forward to the real juice tomarrow.

Kiwi: Key that peas.
   

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