 | | From: | Tim Bruening | | Subject: | 1/23 Puns | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:46:34 -0800 |
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Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> In alt.humor.puns nemo wrote:
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> > Used by easily-fooled painters: Sap Green.
> > Used by extremely potent painters: Viridian.
> > Used by prostitutes: Hooker's Green.
> > Metal cow skin: Ox Hide of Chromium.
> > Green paper ripped: Terre Vert.
> > Perpendicular green: Vertical.
> > Ottoman green: Turkoise.
> > Popeye's favorite: Olive Green.
> > Green used on maps: Chartreuse.
> > Queen's favorite: Winsor Green.
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> Classic Green: Christ oppress [Chrysopras - just in case]
> Kermit: Schweinfurt Green
Basic: The soldiers throw up, sickened by the abuse of Iraqi prisoners.
Classic: The students throw up.
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| | From: | Tim Bruening | | Subject: | Re: 1/23 Puns | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:20:26 -0800 |
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Hieronymus wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:40DD0E10.AEBBB473@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Concomitant: Against electronic ant gloves.
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> > Concomitant: Criminal electronic ant gloves.
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> > Consensus: Against tallies of populations.
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> > Opalescent: A jewel of a penny.
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> > Sextant: Ant on Viagra.
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> Extant: a stepped on ant
Antler: Horny ant.
Expectant: Pregnant ant.
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