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 | | From: | Tim Bruening | | Subject: | 1/23 Puns | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:43:59 -0800 |
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nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:40307005.66F7CB66@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> > mike wheeEler wrote:
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> > > In article ,
> > > nemo@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
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> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening wrote in message
> > > >news:3FB326AA.4DE0EDE9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> Subplot: Underwater farm.
> > > >>
> > > >Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret
> still!!)
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> > > >Subarid: Underwater desert.
> > > >Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> > > >Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.
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> > > Subcranial: less than lofty thoughts
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> > Subconscious: Aware underwater.
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> Subclass: In a school's cellar.
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> Subdolous: Under a US bank vault.
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> Subduct: A pair of skinny legs with webbed feets!
Substage: Where subplots are played out.
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| | From: | Tim Bruening | | Subject: | Re: 1/23 Puns | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:17:58 -0800 |
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Aiming: Chinese vase #1.
Beaming: Chinese vase #2. Contains buzzing insects.
Beating, Beeping: Bells #2: Contains buzzing insects.
C-Ming: A vase that seems to have lots of salt water.
C-ding: Bell that sows seeds in the sea.
C-ping: Bell that leaks salt water.
C-ting: Musical chair in the ocean.
D-ming: Chinese vase #4.
E-ting: Hungry bell on the Internet.
P-Ping: Bell #16, serves as a toilet.
T-Ming: Chinese vase #20, contains a stimulating beverage.
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