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Color Puns  
Tim Bruening
From:Tim Bruening
Subject:Color Puns
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:43:04 -0800


nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:40306FE9.2E560E97@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Advertising: Singing commercials.
> >
> > Advert: Plus green.
>
> Used by easily-fooled painters: Sap Green.
> Used by extremely potent painters: Viridian.
> Used by prostitutes: Hooker's Green.
> Metal cow skin: Ox Hide of Chromium.
> Green paper ripped: Terre Vert.
> Perpendicular green: Vertical.
> Ottoman green: Turkoise.
> Popeye's favorite: Olive Green.
> Green used on maps: Chartreuse.
> Queen's favorite: Winsor Green.
>
> Right. I can put me Winsor & Newton's catalogue away now.

Do you have any Red-D puns, or Orange Puns, or Yell-Oh Puns, or Blew
Puns, or Purple Puns?
   

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