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From:froggy
Subject:kword
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 19:20:35 +1300
how the flying f*ck am i supposed to put borders down the middle of a page
on kword?
( I knew I should have paid attention in class )
googles no good if all i put in for search is..
kword borders "how to"
so I throw myself at the mercy of nz.comp.. and ask :(
what I want is to make a page that is divided into four equal parts (
think crosshairs ) with a border round the lot
_________
| | |
| | |
---------
| | |
|___|___|

no laughing at my crap ascii skills
it kinda looks like a table or cells need to be called.. but im too
freakin thick
TIA
From:froggy
Subject:Re: kword
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 20:30:14 +1300
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 19:20:35 +1300, froggy wrote:

> how the flying f*ck am i supposed to put borders down the middle of a page
> on kword?
> ( I knew I should have paid attention in class )
> googles no good if all i put in for search is..
> kword borders "how to"
> so I throw myself at the mercy of nz.comp.. and ask :(
> what I want is to make a page that is divided into four equal parts (
> think crosshairs ) with a border round the lot
> _________
> | | |
> | | |
> ---------
> | | |
> |___|___|
>
> no laughing at my crap ascii skills
> it kinda looks like a table or cells need to be called.. but im too
> freakin thick
> TIA

crisis over.. you may now return to your regular programming......
got kind of what I want.. and also very thankful I dont play with for a
living!.. and the ascii pic looks betterer when sent than when received
(honest )
From:Mercury
Subject:Re: kword
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 22:41:05 +1300
create a page 1/4 the size and put a border where you want then print across
and down?
WTF is kword?
think laterally.

"froggy" wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.24.07.30.14.254554@spamgmail.com...
> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 19:20:35 +1300, froggy wrote:
>
>> how the flying f*ck am i supposed to put borders down the middle of a
>> page
>> on kword?
>> ( I knew I should have paid attention in class )
>> googles no good if all i put in for search is..
>> kword borders "how to"
>> so I throw myself at the mercy of nz.comp.. and ask :(
>> what I want is to make a page that is divided into four equal parts (
>> think crosshairs ) with a border round the lot
>> _________
>> | | |
>> | | |
>> ---------
>> | | |
>> |___|___|
>>
>> no laughing at my crap ascii skills
>> it kinda looks like a table or cells need to be called.. but im too
>> freakin thick
>> TIA
>
> crisis over.. you may now return to your regular programming......
> got kind of what I want.. and also very thankful I dont play with for a
> living!.. and the ascii pic looks betterer when sent than when received
> (honest )
>
From:froggy
Subject:Re: kword
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 22:41:38 +1300
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 22:41:05 +1300, Mercury wrote:

> create a page 1/4 the size and put a border where you want then print across
> and down?
> WTF is kword?
> think laterally.
>
> "froggy" wrote in message
> news:pan.2005.01.24.07.30.14.254554@spamgmail.com...
>> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 19:20:35 +1300, froggy wrote:
>>
>>> how the flying f*ck am i supposed to put borders down the middle of a
>>> page
>>> on kword?
>>> ( I knew I should have paid attention in class )
>>> googles no good if all i put in for search is..
>>> kword borders "how to"
>>> so I throw myself at the mercy of nz.comp.. and ask :(
>>> what I want is to make a page that is divided into four equal parts (
>>> think crosshairs ) with a border round the lot
>>> _________
>>> | | |
>>> | | |
>>> ---------
>>> | | |
>>> |___|___|
>>>
>>> no laughing at my crap ascii skills
>>> it kinda looks like a table or cells need to be called.. but im too
>>> freakin thick
>>> TIA
>>
>> crisis over.. you may now return to your regular programming......
>> got kind of what I want.. and also very thankful I dont play with for a
>> living!.. and the ascii pic looks betterer when sent than when received
>> (honest )
>>

heh .. it got worse.. I had saved the file as a kword document.. emailed
it off.. to a windows user w/out even thinking.... got called every name
under the sun.. spent the next wee while trying to figure how to convert
the damn thing to something windows office suite can read... finally found
how to save the document as a word for windows doc.. moved it to my
windows partition.. opened it with word... re hashed it up to what I
wanted... and _then_ sent it back to the windows user
and who says the two formats (*nix and windows) arent compatible
talk about drama...
   

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