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Re: Alien artifacts found in my garden ....

Re: Alien artifacts found in my garden ....  
SELLCOM Tech support
 Re: Alien artifacts found in my garden ....  
Stephen Henning
From:SELLCOM Tech support
Subject:Re: Alien artifacts found in my garden ....
Date:Sun, 09 Jan 2005 18:23:17 GMT
mallet_riveter@yahoo.co.in (Hans-Marc Olsen) posted on that vast
bizarre internet thingie:

>I think there is an ancient alien landing site in my garden, because
>there is an UFO under it.
>
>What can I do now?

Sounds like it's time for a yard sale.

If any of the aliens come around just act like you can't see them.
(That *really* frosts them when we do that!)

Steve at SELLCOM www.splitlogs.com
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From:Stephen Henning
Subject:Re: Alien artifacts found in my garden ....
Date:Sun, 09 Jan 2005 16:59:14 -0500
mallet_riveter@yahoo.co.in (Hans-Marc Olsen) posted

>I think there is an ancient alien landing site in my garden, because
>there is an UFO under it.

Most UFOs (Unidentified Flowering Objects) are weeds. However, a weed
is just a plant in the wrong place.

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