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 | | From: | Goldie | | Subject: | Non-homophobic Yacht Club found in Dartmouth!!! | | Date: | 17 Dec 2004 14:12:01 -0800 |
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 | I just wanted to say how wonderful I think it is, that the Dartmouth Yacht Club, is the newest friendly club in Metro Halifax, if not the Maritimes! Believe it or not the Club Manager, Curtis Bullocks, a self-proclaimed bi-ual, has been seen at many a "theme" night in varying stages of undress or should I say women's clothing. Curtis gets my vote as the iest bi club manager in the Halifax Regional Municipality. Curtis' radiantly perfect smile, will turn the most "hardened" customer into a lump of love! Just putting in my two cents! Love Goldie!
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 | | From: | Terry Spragg | | Subject: | Re: Non-homophobic Yacht Club found in Dartmouth!!! | | Date: | Fri, 24 Dec 2004 22:49:43 -0400 |
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 | Goldie wrote:
> I just wanted to say how wonderful I think it is, that the Dartmouth > Yacht Club, is the newest friendly club in Metro Halifax, if not > the Maritimes! > Believe it or not the Club Manager, Curtis Bullocks, a self-proclaimed > bi-ual, has been seen at many a "theme" night in varying stages of > undress or should I say women's clothing. Curtis gets my vote as the > iest bi club manager in the Halifax Regional Municipality. Curtis' > radiantly perfect smile, will turn the most "hardened" customer into a > lump of love! > Just putting in my two cents! > Love > Goldie!
Been there 200 years or more, you just discovered that part of life?
I'm a programmer and a sailor, and a rock and roll drummer. Been there, dressed up, sold the T-shirts, spent the money.
Get a woman! If you can. Worthless prick! Make your father proud, unless you'd really rather hate him, as well as yourself.
Self mutilation is a recursive symptomatic pathogen, virus-like, mere wetware in inception. What are you really worried about? Dying?
Care to borrow my knife? Afraid of a woman's teeth? Want to borrow my rubber tits? Mop handle? Electric tazer cattle prod? Perhaps some booze? Heroin?
Love is not self gratification. Buggery ends up with shit on a stick, so to speak. Wasted shit. Diseased shit, occasionally.
Children last. Sex in anticipation of pregnancy is "The best." We will not die in atomic hell fires, but in techtonic ones. Wassa difrence? Some will survive. Some will not. Everyone is the same. I am who I am. Am I you? You, me?
Homouals are a drag on society, since they offer no descendants but promiscuous disease to pay taxes to cover the cost of their illness and burial, or education, nor any special talent. Bad investments? Lost seed? Brilliant financiers? Missionaries? In this world?
Thankfully, improperly disemployed men means an excess of unsatisfied women for the rest of us. They can be taught to appreciate dildos, too. Can you be taught at all? Why limit yourself? Suck another line, poke another vein, you seemingly wasted, selfish, theatrical sucker, you.
Is this enough attention?
Progeny, and their obligations, and their rewards, are our only future. Lonely old men wish they had had loved, loving children. Go ahead, visit the geriatric death ward, ask! Listen! Wish them a merry christmas. Give them a chocolate, sing them a carol.
Look at yourself.
"We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!" Flipflop to the next cubicle, sing it again, offer a chocolate.
Let's drink a toast to old friends, not seen in auld lang t'syme.
I'll go get your change, Baldrick.
Good luck. God Bless you. Peace.
God is in the logic of the universe, and in your heart, not in the teachings of men on earth.
I asked my wife of 32 years, 363.5 days to review this before I posted it. She says I am hateful. My retort: "Sympathetic!"
Thus, disparity in individual multiplicity. Circumspectrum in extremus! Reductio in absurdum. I am not unanimous!
Again! Yet!
Rave on.
Terry K
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 | | From: | Jack Dale | | Subject: | Re: Non-homophobic Yacht Club found in Dartmouth!!! | | Date: | Sat, 25 Dec 2004 16:17:16 GMT |
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 | On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 22:49:43 -0400, Terry Spragg wrote:
Terry
Merry Christmas
Peace of earth
Good will to all men.
Jack
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 | | From: | name | | Subject: | Re: Non-homophobic Yacht Club found in Dartmouth!!! | | Date: | Fri, 17 Dec 2004 20:38:49 -0500 |
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 | Abuse complaint filed.
Please keep your sleazy posts out of this family friendly newsgroup.
"Goldie" wrote in message news:2a95c3ff.0412171412.276c7535@posting.google.com... > I just wanted to say how wonderful I think it is, that the Dartmouth > Yacht Club, is the newest friendly club in Metro Halifax, if not > the Maritimes! > Believe it or not the Club Manager, Curtis Bullocks, a self-proclaimed > bi-ual, has been seen at many a "theme" night in varying stages of > undress or should I say women's clothing. Curtis gets my vote as the > iest bi club manager in the Halifax Regional Municipality. Curtis' > radiantly perfect smile, will turn the most "hardened" customer into a > lump of love! > Just putting in my two cents! > Love > Goldie!
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