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 | | From: | Paul | | Subject: | Hallmark Greetings | | Date: | Fri, 31 Dec 2004 14:23:14 -0500 |
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 | Hey Rasta, if you're wondering why I've been so cranky lately, take a
look at some of the Christmas cards I got from some of my so-called
friends this year:
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the
bright side, she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping.... I thought it was flat.... when I looked at
the tire.... I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a
bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're , won't that be a laugh, when they
find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ' Cause when I had mine I got
real snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret
about it .... She moved in with me
7. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have
been... that case of Bud Dry?
Paul
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