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 | | From: | Patrick J. Hogan | | Subject: | Tiger Woods in Newfoundland | | Date: | Sat, 27 Nov 2004 20:41:23 GMT |
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>On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a
>gas station in a remote part of the island.
>The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner,
>completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Mornin' bye" says the
>attendant.
>Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
>As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
>"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
>"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Newfie.
>"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.
>"Freeckin Jaysus" says the Newfie, "Dem boys at Mercedes tink of
>everything"
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