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 | | From: | Anonymous | | Subject: | "Here Comes Da Judge!" | | Date: | Sun, 23 Jan 2005 14:44:11 -0000 |
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 | As Australians copy everything from USA, let's guess the name of 1st
"pumping" Australian judge.
JANUARY 21--The Oklahoma judge who was forced from the bench last year for
using a penis pump in court (among other really gross acts) was charged
yesterday with indecent exposure for his judicial indiscretions. Donald
Thompson, 58, entered a not guilty plea yesterday to three felony counts
during an appearance in Creek County District Court, where he worked until
resigning last August. According to the below yucky probable cause
affidavit, Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of
which were murder trials). For example, on May 13, while he was presiding
over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his
girlfriend's 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two
court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the
mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors
reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from
either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge's
chair. After a January 7 search of Thompson's former courtroom and chambers
yielded items that tested positive for seminal fluid, investigators secured
a search warrant to obtain a DNA sample from the ex-jurist. During testimony
last year before the Council on Judicial Complaints, Thompson denied
masturbating on the bench, using the penis pump, or depositing urine or
semen into a wastebasket under his bench. Thompson's demise was triggered by
a complaint filed against him last June by the Oklahoma Attorney General,
who sought to oust the jurist for a variety of illicit behavior, which the
AG detailed in a removal petition. Along with using the penis pump, Thompson
also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts
given to state investigators by a clerk, trial witnesses, and a court
reporter.
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| | From: | ferdie | | Subject: | Re: "Here Comes Da Judge!" | | Date: | Mon, 24 Jan 2005 08:38:00 +1100 |
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| The yanks hate
"Anonymous" wrote in message
news:35hkh6F4ltiptU1@individual.net...
> As Australians copy everything from USA, let's guess the name of 1st
> "pumping" Australian judge.
>
> JANUARY 21--The Oklahoma judge who was forced from the bench last year for
> using a penis pump in court (among other really gross acts) was charged
> yesterday with indecent exposure
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