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Re: what's up with this ggamble dude?

Re: what's up with this ggamble dude?  
Shotgun Blast
 Re: what's up with this ggamble dude?  
Fred Hall
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Bertie the Bunyip
 Re: what's up with this ggamble dude?  
Peter J Ross
From:Shotgun Blast
Subject:Re: what's up with this ggamble dude?
Date:23 Jan 2005 19:17:59 -0800


Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> "Shotgun Blast"
> sednews:1106535641.671844.247280@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
>
> >
> >
> > Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> >> "Shotgun Blast"
> >> sednews:1106534953.135097.133630@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
> >>
> >> > he seems to have an obsession with chuck lysaght. i think it's
> >> > jealousy... yeah, i'm sure of it.
> >> >
> >>
> >> I'm sure you are Chuckles.
> >
> > I'm sure that I'm not.
>
> you're not sure that he's jealous? You seemed so sure before,
chuckles.
>
>
> >>
> >> How's the temp in the old Buick tonight BTW?
> >
> > I don't know the answer to that...
>
>
> Well, take a few breaths and see if you steam up th erear view
mirror.
> Oops, you'd do that n july..
>
> But inside my apartment with the
> > heat and the fireplace blazing it's a comfy 77 degrees.
>
> Aww, too bad you're not in it.

Hold on, let me look around. Yeah, gold curtain rods, with black silk
drapes hanging loosely, dim lighting, (kind of a Byzantine Empire motif
if you will), a guitar and a pignose amp, a surfboard, a king size bed,
a dresser, a desk, and a Gary Fisher Wahoo mountain bike. Yup, this is
my bedroom all right. I'm sure of it. heh...
>
>
>
> bertie
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From:Fred Hall
Subject:Re: what's up with this ggamble dude?
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 21:57:14 -0600
On 23 Jan 2005 19:17:59 -0800, "Shotgun Blast"
wrote:

>
>
>Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> "Shotgun Blast"
>> sednews:1106535641.671844.247280@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> > Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> >> "Shotgun Blast"
>> >> sednews:1106534953.135097.133630@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
>> >>
>> >> > he seems to have an obsession with chuck lysaght. i think it's
>> >> > jealousy... yeah, i'm sure of it.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> I'm sure you are Chuckles.
>> >
>> > I'm sure that I'm not.
>>
>> you're not sure that he's jealous? You seemed so sure before,
>chuckles.
>>
>>
>> >>
>> >> How's the temp in the old Buick tonight BTW?
>> >
>> > I don't know the answer to that...
>>
>>
>> Well, take a few breaths and see if you steam up th erear view
>mirror.
>> Oops, you'd do that n july..
>>
>> But inside my apartment with the
>> > heat and the fireplace blazing it's a comfy 77 degrees.
>>
>> Aww, too bad you're not in it.

Wow, now I'm really interested!

>
>Hold on, let me look around. Yeah, gold curtain rods,

Real gold or faux? Where'd ya get 'em?

> with black silk
>drapes hanging loosely,

How else do drapes hang? Anyway, where did you get the drapes, and
how much?

> dim lighting,

Why dim lighting?

> (kind of a Byzantine Empire motif
>if you will),

Isn't Byzantine a little heavy handed?

> a guitar

the Martin?

> and a pignose amp,

WOW! Man, that must be really, really old.

> a surfboard, a king size bed,
>a dresser, a desk, and a Gary Fisher Wahoo mountain bike.

Gary was a biker and a chess player?

> Yup, this is
>my bedroom all right. I'm sure of it. heh...

You must have a really large bedroom to hold all of that stuff.

>>
>>
>>
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From:Bertie the Bunyip
Subject:Re: what's up with this ggamble dude?
Date:23 Jan 2005 21:13:53 -0600
"Shotgun Blast"
sednews:1106536678.987726.249200@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:

>
>
> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> "Shotgun Blast"
>> sednews:1106535641.671844.247280@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> > Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> >> "Shotgun Blast"
>> >> sednews:1106534953.135097.133630@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
>> >>
>> >> > he seems to have an obsession with chuck lysaght. i think it's
>> >> > jealousy... yeah, i'm sure of it.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> I'm sure you are Chuckles.
>> >
>> > I'm sure that I'm not.
>>
>> you're not sure that he's jealous? You seemed so sure before,
> chuckles.
>>
>>
>> >>
>> >> How's the temp in the old Buick tonight BTW?
>> >
>> > I don't know the answer to that...
>>
>>
>> Well, take a few breaths and see if you steam up th erear view
> mirror.
>> Oops, you'd do that n july..
>>
>> But inside my apartment with the
>> > heat and the fireplace blazing it's a comfy 77 degrees.
>>
>> Aww, too bad you're not in it.
>
> Hold on, let me look around. Yeah, gold curtain rods, with black silk
> drapes hanging loosely, dim lighting, (kind of a Byzantine Empire motif
> if you will), a guitar and a pignose amp, a surfboard, a king size bed,
> a dresser, a desk, and a Gary Fisher Wahoo mountain bike. Yup, this is
> my bedroom all right. I'm sure of it. heh...

Wow, how do you lie down in a buick with all that crap in it? How did all
that classy stuff get there anyway? Brakes get soaked in the hurrcane
causing you to crash into a charity drop box?


Bertie
>


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From:Peter J Ross
Subject:Re: what's up with this ggamble dude?
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 09:55:05 +0000
On Monday 24 January, Shotgun Blast wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> Hold on, let me look around. Yeah, gold curtain rods,

(hanging from your ears)

> with black silk drapes hanging loosely,

(unless the customer wants you to wear a different outfit)

> dim lighting,

(from candles, because you didn't pay the electricity bill)

> (kind of a Byzantine Empire motif if you will),

Your bedroom's about to be taken over by Arabs? Why didn't you post
about it in your blog?

> a guitar

(three strings, one of them knotted in the middle)

> and a pignose amp,

(made from the highest quality comb and paper)

> a surfboard,

(pictured on one of your posters of scantily clad men)

> a king size bed,

(but you still spread over both edges when you lie on your back)

> a dresser,

(three cardboard boxes glued together)

> a desk,

(stolen from a grade school to tempt small children with)

> and a Gary Fisher Wahoo mountain bike.

(with "my other bike's a Buick" scratched on the remains of the
mudguard)

> Yup, this is my bedroom all right. I'm sure of it. heh...

Reading between the lines, I think you're probably right. The
confession that your apartment's so tiny that you have to keep your
bike in the bedroom has a ring of truth.

PJR :-)
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