 | Peter J Ross
sednews:slrncv7fq7.cb9.gadfly@nntp.petitmorte.net:
> On Sunday 23 January, Bertie the Bunyip wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>
>> Barbara's Cat
>> sednews:MPG.1c5d68ef85ae6e6f98a33f@news-60.giganews.com:
>
>>> In article ,
>>> Veronica O'Donoghue said:
>>>
>>>> On 22 Jan 2005 16:06:21 -0800, "felon_def_ears"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >Heidi Graw wrote:
>>>> >> > wrote in message
>>>> >> >news:1106278898.791862.168110@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>>>> >> >
>>>> >http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-inglewood20jan20,0,3228584.st
>>>> >ory?coll=la-home-headlines
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I think tax-payers in that city should be outraged. They're
>>>> >> footing
>>>> >the
>>>> >> bill for that 1.6 million dollar payout. Less money for schools,
>>>> >less money
>>>> >> for city policing, less money for city health-care programs, less
>>>> >money for
>>>> >> homeless shelters and less money for the city's other projects
>>>> >> like
>>>> >road
>>>> >> maintenance.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I don't see this large pay-out as a "good day" for white police
>>>> >> officers...in fact, quite the opposite: they'll have 1.6 million
>>>> >dollars
>>>> >> *less* available for other policing activities. How many cops
>>>> >> could
>>>> >have
>>>> >> been hired for that amount of money over several years? Aren't
>>>> >> they
>>>> >already
>>>> >> claiming a shortage in staff?
>>>> >
>>>> >I agree with everything you said Heidi. That's why it's important
>>>> >that police officers are not treated this way in the future.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> And as chuckles' personal Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, said so
>>>> memorably...
>>>>
>>>> >The piece of crap teenager was resisting arrest, and while he was
>>>> >pinned on the squad car, he reached back and grabbed Officer Morse's
>>>> >testicles. That's why he was slammed into the car, and punched. He
>>>> >should have been beaten up even worse.
>>>> >
>>>> >Here's what these ghetto kids need to understand. When a cop gives
>>>> >them a directive they need to follow it, and shut their mouths. But
>>>> >they're too stupid. Hell, their parents spend more money on their
>>>> >clothes than they do on their books.
>>>>
>>>> Blessed Be!
>>>
>>> Chuck Lysaght: self-appointed Pope of Dumpsterville.
>>>
>> Kyrie kyrie kyrie
>
>> Bertie
>
> Psalm 130 (Coverdale/Lysaght translation)
>
> 1 Out of the deep have I called unto thee, O Lord; Lord hear my voice
> (and make an MP3 of my calls iand post them to Usenet).
>
> 2 O let thine ears consider well the voice of my complaint (and the
> high-pitched whining thereof).
>
> 3 If thou, Lord, wilt be extreme to mark what is done amiss, O Lord
> who may abide it (unless I report thee to Google Groups first)?
>
> 4 For there is mercy with thee; therefore shalt thou be feared
> (especially by them that write sick fantasies about raping children).
>
> 5 I look for the Lord (in the Ypsilanti telephone directory); my soul
> doth wait for him (to come to Jacksonville and call me a paedophile to
> my face, that I may eat his lunch); in his word is my trust (but only
> if his word hath not more than two syllables, for verily they who
> speak words of more than two syllables are faggots).
>
> 6 My soul fleeth unto the Lord (whenever there cometh a knock at the
> door, lest it be the sheriff) before the morning watch, I say, before
> the morning watch (when it exciteth me to watch the children going to
> school).
>
> 7 O Israel, trust in the Lord, for with the Lord there is mercy and
> with him is plenteous redemption (except for the pussies who fear not
> mine Usenet threats).
>
> 8 And he shall redeem Israel from all of his sins (except being
> Jewish, for some Jews are liberals).
>
> 9 Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost (who
> used to tour with me in my band), as it was in the beginning, is now
> and ever shall be, world without end (or until I find a job that
> lasteth longer than a month, which will never happen). Amen.
I think I've just torn the lining in my lungs.
Bertie
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