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Re: breaking news!! Johnny Carson dies of emphysema!!!!!!!!!

Re: breaking news!! Johnny Carson dies of emphysema!!!!!!!!!  
marilynajohnson at aol.com
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Harry Krause
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Rob Petrie
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Loki
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Rob Petrie
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Loki
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Rob Petrie
From:marilynajohnson at aol.com
Subject:Re: breaking news!! Johnny Carson dies of emphysema!!!!!!!!!
Date:23 Jan 2005 14:44:53 -0800
Oprah, guys. Oprah would be this big.
And this is big.

MJ
From:fakeemail at fakeprovider.com
Subject:Re: breaking news!! Johnny Carson dies of emphysema!!!!!!!!!
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:22:01 GMT
The only three that came to mind that would cause a bigger splash than
this are:

Elizabeth Taylor
Shirley Temple
George Bush - And a cheer would be heard World Wide
From:Harry Krause
Subject:Re: breaking news!! Johnny Carson dies of emphysema!!!!!!!!!
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 19:11:21 -0500
fakeemail@fakeprovider.com wrote:
> The only three that came to mind that would cause a bigger splash than
> this are:
>
> Elizabeth Taylor
> Shirley Temple
> George Bush - And a cheer would be heard World Wide


You mean Dubya, of course. Bush the First isn't hated around the world.
From:Rob Petrie
Subject:Re: breaking news!! Johnny Carson dies of emphysema!!!!!!!!!
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 03:34:38 GMT
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wrote in message
news:41f43117.30615026@news.qwest.net...
> The only three that came to mind that would cause a bigger splash than
> this are:
>
> Elizabeth Taylor
> Shirley Temple

These two, shirley (surely) would also be important enough to break into
normal programming. :-)

> George Bush -

Daddy Bush, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Klinton, or any former president
who dies, as is traditional in our President-obsessed media gets the full
media treatment. Even Nixon got it, and he was one president I wish didn't
get more than just a mere mention.

> And a cheer would be heard World Wide

Maybe in *some* parts of the world and *some* parts of the U.S.
From:Loki
Subject:Re: breaking news!! Johnny Carson dies of emphysema!!!!!!!!!
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 19:47:15 -0800
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 03:34:38 GMT, "Rob Petrie" wrote:

>x-no-archive: yes
>
> wrote in message
>news:41f43117.30615026@news.qwest.net...
>> The only three that came to mind that would cause a bigger splash than
>> this are:
>>
>> Elizabeth Taylor
>> Shirley Temple
>
> These two, shirley (surely) would also be important enough to break into
>normal programming. :-)
>
>> George Bush -
>
> Daddy Bush, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Klinton,

Learn to spell, or expect to forever be dismissed as a fool.


Loki

If you want to show support to our troops,
you can get some ideas of how to do so at:
http://www.anysoldier.com/index.cfm

I encourage everyone to check it out,
respond from the heart, and pass it
along to anyone you think may want
to remember our troops throughout the year.
From:Rob Petrie
Subject:Re: breaking news!! Johnny Carson dies of emphysema!!!!!!!!!
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 04:00:39 GMT
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"Loki" wrote in message
news:4tr8v0lbjofeqqjj811jh280shdj94c2du@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 03:34:38 GMT, "Rob Petrie" wrote:

>> wrote in message
>>news:41f43117.30615026@news.qwest.net...
>>> The only three that came to mind that would cause a bigger splash than
>>> this are:
>>>
>>> Elizabeth Taylor
>>> Shirley Temple
>>
>> These two, shirley (surely) would also be important enough to break
>> into
>>normal programming. :-)
>>
>>> George Bush -
>>
>> Daddy Bush, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Klinton,
>
> Learn to spell, or expect to forever be dismissed as a fool.

You really think I spelled Klinton's name that way 'accidentally'?
LOL
Give me a break!
From:Loki
Subject:Re: breaking news!! Johnny Carson dies of emphysema!!!!!!!!!
Date:Sun, 23 Jan 2005 20:56:29 -0800
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 04:00:39 GMT, "Rob Petrie" wrote:

>x-no-archive: yes
>
>"Loki" wrote in message
>news:4tr8v0lbjofeqqjj811jh280shdj94c2du@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 03:34:38 GMT, "Rob Petrie" wrote:
>
>>> wrote in message
>>>news:41f43117.30615026@news.qwest.net...
>>>> The only three that came to mind that would cause a bigger splash than
>>>> this are:
>>>>
>>>> Elizabeth Taylor
>>>> Shirley Temple
>>>
>>> These two, shirley (surely) would also be important enough to break
>>> into
>>>normal programming. :-)
>>>
>>>> George Bush -
>>>
>>> Daddy Bush, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Klinton,
>>
>> Learn to spell, or expect to forever be dismissed as a fool.
>
> You really think I spelled Klinton's name that way 'accidentally'?
>LOL
> Give me a break!

OK. Take pride in your stupidity. Whatever works for you.


Loki

If you want to show support to our troops,
you can get some ideas of how to do so at:
http://www.anysoldier.com/index.cfm

I encourage everyone to check it out,
respond from the heart, and pass it
along to anyone you think may want
to remember our troops throughout the year.
From:Rob Petrie
Subject:Re: breaking news!! Johnny Carson dies of emphysema!!!!!!!!!
Date:Mon, 24 Jan 2005 05:49:28 GMT
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"Loki" wrote in message
news:1vv8v0hnfnfgbl5hejqa5bq7ist54t7pvq@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 04:00:39 GMT, "Rob Petrie" wrote:

>>"Loki" wrote in message
>>news:4tr8v0lbjofeqqjj811jh280shdj94c2du@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 03:34:38 GMT, "Rob Petrie" wrote:
>>
>>>> wrote in message
>>>>news:41f43117.30615026@news.qwest.net...
>>>>> The only three that came to mind that would cause a bigger splash than
>>>>> this are:
>>>>>
>>>>> Elizabeth Taylor
>>>>> Shirley Temple
>>>>
>>>> These two, shirley (surely) would also be important enough to break
>>>> into
>>>>normal programming. :-)
>>>>
>>>>> George Bush -
>>>>
>>>> Daddy Bush, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Klinton,
>>>
>>> Learn to spell, or expect to forever be dismissed as a fool.
>>
>> You really think I spelled Klinton's name that way 'accidentally'?
>>LOL
>> Give me a break!
>
> OK. Take pride in your stupidity. Whatever works for you.

I never take pride in my stupidity--esp. when I am trying to make a
subtle point you obviously didn't read.
   

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